Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 25 May 2018

Is it weird to take pictures of your own butt? Asking for a friend.

If you've never taken a picture of your butt then please read the following:

WARNING!!! - NEVER EVER EVER EVER TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR OWN BUTT. Don't allow anyone else to take a picture of your butt either. Butt pictures may be hazardous to everything you know.

Um so.. It's not like I can see my own butt. Either I'm not flexible or well it's hard to get a good look at my own butt. Even if I try to look in a mirror I'm all twisted trying to get a picture so one butt cheek always looks bigger than another butt cheek. It's just complicated when you want to see what your own butt looks like and the amount of chair a butt takes up or the way pants fit don't always give an accurate description of a butt. Plus when you take a picture of your butt you can see other parts too...

I have been doing the transform 90 program for 4 weeks now and I've completed 3 weeks worth of workouts because I procrastinate and hit the snooze button ALOT. But I have noticed that things are getting easier and my pants still fit but they fit better. I no longer have to double check that my underwear isn't peaking out the back of my jeans when I sit down in front of people at a peewee soccer game because I don't want to be that person with their underwear sticking out when their shirt rides up like the guy in the red hanes undies who either only owns red hanes underwear or well.. you know...

My before pics only have a front and side view. There was no rear view. I decided this may be an error when judging progress. The other error was taking a picture from the rear. I now know what my butt, back, and thighs look like from behind. I'm not really impressed with any of them. Cellulite is definitely a thing. A huge thing. A huge OMG when did that happen thing. LIKE WTF!?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! thing. I feel like I've been talking to someone and picturing them as this kinda attractive smart looking got their stuff together person only to meet them and realize they only own red underwear and their shirt is 3 inches too short and their are absolutely nothing like what I pictured. My thighs have been deceiving me for years. I think. I have no clue when this happened because I've never tried to take a picture of my butt. Wait I lied I did take a picture of my butt once because I liked the bling on the pockets but even that was some weird body twist thing I did 20 times to get the smallest looking butt possible and my thighs were hidden by jeans.

OMG... I have a thigh mullet!!! It's all business in the front (smooth and muscular but also very sturdy) and in the back.. HOLY HOT MESS.

Today's plans.. to stop skimping on the workouts, have even more dedication to eat right, and somehow give everyone the warning to never try to photograph your own butt because the results may be hazardous to your own health and I have to somehow say this without seeming like a weirdo.

I wonder how often I will try to take butt pics now so I can obsess with the lack of progress that goes with getting rid of cellulite.

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298 kcal

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