Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 16 June 2014

Today's fitness tip.. If you're not extremely coordinated and you sometimes end up swinging an arm and unplug your earbugs... do not under any conditions listen to anything sex related!!! I forgot my kindle this morning so I couldn't read which was probably just as well because they had the soccer games blaring in the gym today. So... I turned my earbuds up. Then at minute 11:12 I caught the cord to my earbuds with my arm and well.. now the entire gym knows that sex is a great workout and it doesn't matter if you're on the top or the bottom. Supposedly you burn just as many calories just being excited and orgasming. So yup.. I wasn't even listening to a smutty audiobook! I was listening to fitness tips and I still get into trouble. Luckily the guy next to me had the time of his life watching me scramble to plug my earbuds back in. And luckily I was quick enough to smile and point to the baby bump and claim. "Weight loss my butt! I gained weight!!"

In other fitness news.. weight is pretty much the same and I'm obsessed with fruit salad. Its better than being obsessed with ice cream or payday bars though. I say pretty much because I think it went up 1 lb but I can't remember. By the time I jumped on the scale, took a shower, then got dressed and thought to log it I'd already forgotten what I weighed. I'll attempt to weigh in tomorrow. No promises though. My short memory left about the same time my ability to sleep though the night vanished. Stupid tiny bladder. On the plus side.. I can get tons of laundry done. I just throw things into the washer or dryer with each pee break.