Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 03 August 2017

You realize you may have some sort of issue when someone mentions they are signing up for a gym and you have an overwhelming urge to jump up and down and beg to go. My lack of workouts that has lasted for going on 3 weeks now is messing with my reality. I actually miss the giant room of torture devices with wall to ceiling mirrors where all the pretty people watch themselves. Ok.. I'd watch them too mostly in shock and awe that people like that actually exist and don't seem to actually sweat when they workout... I turn into a beet with a sprinkler attached to its head. Wait.. beets don't jiggle.. I jiggle. A soggy old beet that's been kicked around the yard for a few days with a sprinkler attached to its head. Yup.. that should improve your mental image.