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Well I had a mortifying experience at the gym this morning.
I was using the elliptical and I began to notice my shorts were starting to slip down as I was going. This has happen to some extent with my older clothes, but these are my newest shorts (i.e. smallest size) that I bought this year. So on one hand I can say, "Cool, I can go down a size now." [If I just had the money to BUY new clothes. But I digress]
At the 15 minute mark I begin to pick up my pace to running speed. You can probably guess what comes next... They fell right off down to my ankles.
So here I am on an elliptical running about 5 mph when my pants fall off and cause me to stumble and almost fall off the device. All I can say that luckily I was wearing spandex bike shorts under them and it was before the place got too crowded. Unfortunately, the cute brunette I usually chat with saw it happen. I looked up just in time to see her head snap back around to look forward. I can tell she was trying to suppress a serious laugh.
So I slowed my pace and kept tugging on my waist band every few minutes. I will never talk to, or make eye contact with, "cute brunette" again ... or anybody else for that matter. I probably should change gyms ... or cities ... or planets.
But I AM losing both inches and weight! :-)
Diet Calendar Entries for 13 July 2017:
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1963 kcal
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Fat: 73.28g | Prot: 123.97g | Carb: 228.86g.
Breakfast: Gatorade Whey Protein Bar Chocolate Chip. Lunch: Emerald Raspberry Glazed Almonds, Cobblestone Bread Co. Knead For Seed 12 Grain Bread, Great Value Creamy Peanut Butter, Welch's Natural Strawberry Spread. Dinner: Bertolli Creamy Alfredo Sauce, Barilla Linguini, Publix Patagonian Scallops, Sea Queen Imitation Crab Meat. Snacks/Other: Cheddar Cheese, Jack Link's Original Beef Jerky. more...
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glad you're ok. all will soon be forgotten, and all that matters is you got your exercise in for the day!
13 Jul 17 by member: Angelinabeana
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Hey, maybe she liked what she saw! Nice to be needing the smaller sizes though. Congrats!
13 Jul 17 by member: mickfan1
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Thank goodness for the spandex shorts!
13 Jul 17 by member: erikahollister
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That's just great. You are doing all the right things obviously. And Jenibean is right. Women love men who can make us laugh.
13 Jul 17 by member: rosek123
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Good for you!! Not for losing your pants, but for losing enough that it happened!!
13 Jul 17 by member: Tai-Lin
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Don't change gyms. New shorts will actually be cheaper in the long run. The cute brunette will still be there and yes you both can laugh. It must feel good to know how much progress you've made? You go man!
13 Jul 17 by member: paulanavarette
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I'm totally with Jenibeann and Rosek123. You obviously have a delightful sense of humour, which (most) women love! Talk to the girl. You never know... you may have a great story to tell at your wedding reception :) Good luck and CONGRATULATIONS on your success!!
13 Jul 17 by member: Brn-Ide-Grl
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Hey , one of those I am just a human being stories. Stay at the gym and be proud and carry on!
13 Jul 17 by member: perks54
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You're a wizard. I'm sure you can cast a spell of forgetfulness on her. Once you finish losing weight, she's going to think you're a whole different guy anyway!
14 Jul 17 by member: kpwcalories
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Look on this as a positive, I'm sure she can see the sparkle in your eye as you are marching onward to your weight loss !!! Keep your sense of humor !!!
14 Jul 17 by member: DO N OK
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When I told my WIFE what happened she got a good laugh out of it too. She said it serves me right for flirting with girls half my age...
14 Jul 17 by member: poofwizard
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I second what Little Red Fox said.
14 Jul 17 by member: Sherrybb60
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