Hey! Wow! My name is Robert, and my fat is not secret, because everybody can see it (comedy drum rimshot). My girlfriend got me on this, and now I am jealous because her phone has a fat secret app and mine does not, which makes me jealous, as this website is much cooler, unless, like me you accidentally type in that you ate 21 servings of Miracle Whip when you meant "2."

Anyway, my goal is to make it to a svelte 165 pounds, which I feel is do-able. I also enjoys seeing how many "points" the food I eat equals, and have been sort of surprised. I can't promise much, but I do promise that I will try. I also promise that when I do finally try that hamburger with grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, I will enter it in here and we'll all have a good laugh.