Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 23 May 2014

Weight is steady. I've become obsessed with brocolli salad though. Do you know what's wrong with being obsessed with brocolli salad? It's healthy. You think you're doing something good. Then WHAM! You toot your way through an entire freaking day. According to hubby I now toot in my sleep. I blamed it all on the baby. :) After all.. it was his craving for broccoli salad that started all of this.

I've failed consistantly at not eating sugar or bread or cookies. So.. um.. at least I'm consistant. I'm not going wild either though so apparently attempting to quit is curbing my candy bar consumption. Maybe this is my way of gradually cutting out butterfingers.. and milk duds, and um.. amish donuts the size of my face. :)I even got back into going to the gym 2-3 times a week. Although.. now I feel like a side show. I think I'm going early today just in case I have a broccoli tooting musical playing during my attempt to work off the amish donut. This way I will only amuse/disgust 3-4 people instead of 20-30 people. :)

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Oh that's funny, lol. I haven't heard anyone use the term "toot" since I was very young, lol. I use to experience alot of that until I got off of bread and sugar.  
23 May 14 by member: traccie
It's a natural function. Everyone toots. The people acting disgusted are only doing that because they are probably tooting too and don't want anyone to know. Keep up the good work! Who cares what everyone else thinks! 
23 May 14 by member: Kathy Vanish
lol i love to read ur journals. u have a real knack for humor in writing. 
23 May 14 by member: maiewa
toot is fart? You fart from broccoli? huh, who knew? 
23 May 14 by member: puhpine
If you can master tooting on demand you'll be my hero. I love when I'm able to do that when people stand too close to be in line at checkout counters. Well, when they stand too close to me period. I consider it my personal space bubble enforcer. 
23 May 14 by member: FullaBella
Haha!! 
23 May 14 by member: laraste
Love it. Sounds like the baby is musical, LOL!!!!  
24 May 14 by member: Rindaloo
Hee Hee Hee! Beans are not the only musical fruit. Broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, garlic, peanuts, popcorn ; all things I avoid before Pilates or Yoga classes! Zumba isn't an issue since the music is loud. Aqua is fine, since no one notices the bubbles in the pool.:o) You go, Tootsie!  
26 May 14 by member: crabby Kat

     
 

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