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Looking for an easy way to lose weight?
Just adopt a brain tumor, and the pounds will shred off! Never will you feel hungry and have those persistent food cravings.Guaranteed or your hair will return.
disclaimer: guarantee does not include choice of hair quality,coverage or form.
Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, rash, seizures, paralysis, weakness,memory loss, tremors, sexual dysfunction,Temporary weight gain due to depression-related binge eating,immune system suppression,diet restrictions; including caffeine, alcohol and sugars,fatigue and, in most cases, death.
>>>my attempt at humor this am. i guess its kinda morbid humor, but hey....at least my diet is going well!
--Richard
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269.4 lb
Lost so far: 2.6 lb.
Still to go: 44.4 lb.
Diet followed 100%.
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Diet Calendar Entries for 11 February 2013:
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2231 kcal
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Fat: 145.02g | Prot: 93.30g | Carb: 153.33g.
Breakfast: Cheese Heads 100% Natural String Cheese, publix four cheese blend, Picante Medium Salsa, Original Plain Organic Yogurt, Red Bell Pepper, olive oil, 2% Fat Milk usda, coffee instant, Egg, Mushrooms. Dinner: Fresh Vegetable Stuffing, Macaroni & Cheese, Meatloaf. Snacks/Other: Cheese Heads 100% Natural String Cheese, banana, pumpkin seed, nut brazil. more...
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3605 kcal
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Activities & Exercise:
Desk Work - 4 hours, Walking (slow) - 2/mph - 15 minutes, Conditioning exercise (health club) - 25 minutes, Exercise machine (moderate) - 10 minutes, Resting - 7 hours and 10 minutes, Sleeping - 12 hours. more...
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gaining 16.8 lb a week
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 Comments
Yikes, I will pass on the brain tumor substitute it with colonoscopy fast. HAHA, Is that your photo in your profile????? It looks like the guy in the Superbowl alcohol commercial, i think it was for jim beam or something like that.... Sending you buddy request:-)
11 Feb 13 by member: Lizzygracemusic
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Well that is one way to do it! Would not be my first choice, but neither would some other options out there either. I agree w/Lizzygracemusic, you do look like the guy in the Superbowl commercial! Soooooooo........are you that guy????? hmmmmm????
11 Feb 13 by member: Rubie-sue
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haha. no my pic is the southern comfort guy in the commercials. ihave a gut so maybe i resemble him, but radiation has left me bald. I love his attitude.
11 Feb 13 by member: cerobit
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I love that you can have humour...and you weight is going down! Awesome committment, Richard!
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Richard - keep that sense of humor, it's critical. (What movie was that? - I can't remember). But yeah, it is. We often joke it's too bad we can't get frequent flier miles w/MH's hospitalizations... then again, he's too sick to go anywhere anyway. This may more morbid humor but more than half the side effects of your 'tumor diet' also apply to many of the 'drugs' hawked in commercials every day. Ironic, no?
11 Feb 13 by member: FullaBella
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I like the commercial dude too... In a really odd way, he is sexy, you must be too!
11 Feb 13 by member: Lizzygracemusic
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FullaBella, re freq flyer miles; yes its probably not a real good thing to have the nuero nurses cheer and clamor to be MY nurses as I am being wheeled onto the unit.haha
11 Feb 13 by member: cerobit
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