Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 23 January 2013

I'm becoming a whiner. First the commute into work took 2 hours. Then I had an hour meeting about nothing. Then I sit for a living! If my muscles weren't already stiff then they are now! I cant bend my legs. I've been trying to drink plenty of water but I can't sit to pee! After about a 5 degree bend my legs just refuse. Then if I do sit.. I cant get up!

I tried to loosen everything up stretching at my desk but I may have overdone the whole atkins bars/shakes. Do you know what happens when you eat too many atkins bars? You toot. Do you know what happens when you're tooting and you stretch? You toot louder and longer. I can't even cross my legs! I really can't cross them. I tried. I pulled on my pant leg and everything. The only thing that happened is the toot took a different route and made a different noise while I cussed and huffed before finally giving up.

I better have thighs of steel and flat abs by the end of february! If I don't.. well.. I'll probably put myself through this until I do and whine the whole time. Mmmm wine. I need wine and sushi. I think my reward if I get to the workout goal will be wine and sushi.

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1096 kcal

Fat: 71.29g | Prot: 71.20g | Carb: 51.92g.   Breakfast: Day Break Peanut Butter Fudge Crisp Bar, Advantage Milk Chocolate Delight Shake, Coffee (Brewed From Grounds) , No Calorie Sweetener, beaumont. Lunch: turkey breast, Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing, FRESH EXP SLD HEARTS OF ROm, Real Bacon Bits. Snacks/Other: Salted Peanuts, atkins. more...