DairyFarmersWife's Journal, 23 January 2013

I'm becoming a whiner. First the commute into work took 2 hours. Then I had an hour meeting about nothing. Then I sit for a living! If my muscles weren't already stiff then they are now! I cant bend my legs. I've been trying to drink plenty of water but I can't sit to pee! After about a 5 degree bend my legs just refuse. Then if I do sit.. I cant get up!

I tried to loosen everything up stretching at my desk but I may have overdone the whole atkins bars/shakes. Do you know what happens when you eat too many atkins bars? You toot. Do you know what happens when you're tooting and you stretch? You toot louder and longer. I can't even cross my legs! I really can't cross them. I tried. I pulled on my pant leg and everything. The only thing that happened is the toot took a different route and made a different noise while I cussed and huffed before finally giving up.

I better have thighs of steel and flat abs by the end of february! If I don't.. well.. I'll probably put myself through this until I do and whine the whole time. Mmmm wine. I need wine and sushi. I think my reward if I get to the workout goal will be wine and sushi.

Diet Calendar Entry for 23 January 2013:
1096 kcal Fat: 71.29g | Prot: 71.20g | Carb: 51.92g.   Breakfast: beaumont, No Calorie Sweetener, Coffee (Brewed From Grounds) , Advantage Milk Chocolate Delight Shake, Day Break Peanut Butter Fudge Crisp Bar. Lunch: Real Bacon Bits, FRESH EXP SLD HEARTS OF ROm, Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing, turkey breast. Snacks/Other: atkins, Salted Peanuts. more...
on diet Atkins  


You think???? Ok... get you aaaars in gear woman! I want wine and sushi!! OK, remember your body needs time to recover. If you go that hard you shouldn't every day, esp at the beginning. Work for every 2-3 days and find a form of cardio for the opposite days. And lay off the prepackaged products.... don't you remember the sugar free candy....;-)? 
23 Jan 13 by member: thynes
How about some cheese with that whine.  
23 Jan 13 by member: BuffyBear
Ok I'm sorry but this journal totally cracked me up... I feel bad that you are having such a toot-a-riffic afternoon, but hopefully it will teach you to lighten up on the Atkins food! :) 
23 Jan 13 by member: erika2633
sugar free candy sounds good right about now. lol 
23 Jan 13 by member: DairyFarmersWife
Noooooo!!! Or I won't take you on a sushi date there missy! 
23 Jan 13 by member: thynes
Oh you do make me laugh! And from one who also sits all day I know how stiff you can be when you get up!! I love my Frankenstine shuffle after a hard work out the night before. Very attactive!  
23 Jan 13 by member: Rubie-sue
fiber one bars make me a fart machine! 
23 Jan 13 by member: JessWhatINeeded
Turn that Whine into WINE! See if wine makes you toot! Just don't take Xenical and go to work, or you will be tooting real stuff onto your chair, ewww grossss. 
23 Jan 13 by member: Lizzygracemusic
Funny, but I was always told that women don't fart. Is it possible my wife lied to me? 
23 Jan 13 by member: protractorboy
LOL! At least you are working some muscles if you are trying to hold them in. :) 
23 Jan 13 by member: iamachristianjesusfreak
I heard you might go blind if you hold them in... HAHAHA 
23 Jan 13 by member: Lizzygracemusic
XD oh boy can I sympathize on this one!! I'm not in pain, but going back to watching what I eat has put my body in a 'clean out' mode that has me tootin' from one end of the office to the other! Thank God for Beano, or I think I'd have exploded by now! 
24 Jan 13 by member: QuirkyNat


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