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I joined a challenge for the first time in YEARS. At least I think it's been years. It feels like years. If you go to my page and find out it's only been 6 months don't tell me. I've already had to go through my work trash to try and figure out if I took my cold medicine or not. I'm pretty sure I didn't because there was no bubble pack in there... if I risk it and take more then I will probably drool on my laptop at work and even a drip of moisture seems to ruin these stupid machines so I'd rather not risk it. The IT department still remembers me from a possible pee leak incident. It wasn't me. It was an animal. But still. Going to IT saying I think a liquid may have gotten through a port hole probably instantly puts your name on an IT watch list. Mentioning it may have been pee in a post on a website they may or may not see in the search history... meh lets live dangerously.
Anyways.. I joined the KETO & INTERMITTENT FASTING for beginners challenge. Mostly because someone sent me an invite and I thought what the heck. Plus anytime I try keto I can't hit ketosis. At least the stick I peed on that one time was like Noooooope. The sticks work. We took them out to the barn to use on sick cows. lol Sick cows go into ketosis better than I do. oooh wait.. this could mean I should stop comparing my butt to the cows. Maybe I will learn something in this challenge. Maybe I will still fail miserably by accidently falling onto a mini candy bar my kids bring home from all the Halloween events this month. I'm in no way guaranteeing I will succeed at this challenge.
Do they still have those "did you succeed" check ins with the challenges? Honey.. if I get up, get dressed, make it to work with no stains or weird smells, and my shoes match. I've succeeded. If I remember where I parked my car after coming out of a store... I've succeeded. I like to set the bar kinda low these days. Speaking of bars. Wait.. now I just want to go to a bar. I haven't been to a bar since the tiny humans invaded! Gah! Oh wait I got old and figured out drinks were cheaper, stronger, and better when drunk curled up at home. But then I had tiny humans and moved to a farm and I kept falling asleep before I could finish the drink. Apparently I'm not a drinker. Anyways.. speaking of succeeding. I'm signed up for spin class again today. If I can make it through spin class without thinking I'm going to puke or thinking up some random emergency where I have to leave half way through class then.. I will have succeeded.
Diet Calendar Entries for 19 October 2018:
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1294 kcal
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Fat: 87.88g | Prot: 101.30g | Carb: 24.10g.
Breakfast: Egg, Johnsonville Sausage Patty, DaVinci Gourmet Coffee Sugar Free Syrup, Coffee, Bulletproof Collagen Protein, Heavy Cream. Lunch: Broccoli, Baked or Broiled Haddock. Dinner: Sargento Sharp Cheddar Snacks Cheese Sticks, Oscar Mayer Cheese Dogs. Snacks/Other: Southern Grove Dry Roasted Peanuts with Sea Salt, Water. more...
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