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it's so nice here today. I 'm maintaining well and exercise is good. I'm off to play and I will walk the entire course...
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire didn't I........
Hey, if I wanted to hear from an ass right now ,I would have farted!
Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now
If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate.
The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know I know.. straight to the thighs
I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance.
I'm doing that thing again. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Having a smoking section in eating areas is like having a peeing area in a pool...
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
If God sneezed, what would you say?
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder "What happened?"
Cher is joining the Spice Girls tour ...she'll be known as "OLD SPICE"
If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?
If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?
If Your parents had never had any children then it's very unlikely that you will.
If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?
I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefor i am perfect.
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