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Dear Scale,
Shut up. I know.. I crashed and burned last night. I hid in the kitchen and stuffed my face with ice cream sandwiches. I was tired, the kids were on a sugar high, I feel like i'm getting sick, they were good, nuf said. So shut up. I still had a deficit! At least I'm pretty sure I did. I forgot my lil display thingy and when I charged my arm band this morning it didn't sync. Poop in a puddle. Worst case scenerio I broke even or went a teeny tiny bit over. I did not gain! I refused to gain. I refuse to let you tell me I gained. I'm gonna be twiggy dang it! So stop lookin at me and get over it. I am not going to let you unmotivate me and tell me I failed by giving me some giant ice cream sandwich weight. You're mean.. and you're not my friend anymore. So.. Blah!
You're loving owner,
Dairyfarmerswife
Today my throat hurts, I sound like a stuffed up water hose, and hubby was upset because I ducked out before the morning bye honey I love you kisses. He sounds worse than I do! I texted him I loved him though.. that counts right? It's like a long distance kiss or something. You watch and I will get sick just in time to enjoy the weekend. I have a lunch meeting with the other two girls in the department so hopefully I can steer them towards a place that I can eat at without breaking the bank and my waistline. If I volunteer to drive they don't have a choice right? Crap.. I should have cleared out some of the baby stuff in the back seat. Right now it looks like toys r us threw up in my back seat.
Tonight I will garden, clean my car out, not pass out because I can no longer breath, and fall asleep on a cow. They're so warm and fluffy. Now I just have to convince them not to eat my hair when I'm sleeping on them. I would write more.. but my brain stopped working again. Apparently lack of oxygen does that.
Diet Calendar Entry for 10 May 2013:
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1565 kcal
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Fat: 25.32g | Prot: 51.06g | Carb: 270.67g.
Breakfast: Granny Smith Apples, Honey, Wegmans Whole Wheat Multigrain Bagel, Friendly Farms Fat Free French Vanilla Creamer, Coffee (Brewed From Grounds). Lunch: Shrimp Tempura Roll. Dinner: Double Stuf Sandwich Cookies, Hard Lemonade, McDonald's Premium Southwest Salad with Grilled Chicken. Snacks/Other: Pop Secret 94% Fat Free Microwave Butter Popcorn. more...
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Twiggy and healthy thoughts.... Twiggy and healthy thoughts... Have fun at lunch!
10 May 13 by member: The Blue Box
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I crashed too..... I caved, got on the scale... up 2.5 pounds! It's kinda screwy because I should still be at a deficit. There's got to be more to things than cals in vs out. Oh well it is what it is. Just try better for today right? :-)
10 May 13 by member: thynes
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Right! I always wondered. They say muscle burns more than fat. Where does that equal in? I have muscles. I should be allowed to eat 3 ice cream sandwiches and not gain. The universe is mean.
10 May 13 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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Hope you get to feeling better!! Whoever invented a scale should be slapped. You'll work those sandwiches off in no time gardening!
10 May 13 by member: skirch97
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According to wiki the inventer of the scale predates recorded history. See! The person was so evil they invented it before anyone could prove they invented it. Evil scale.
10 May 13 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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10 May 13 by member: skirch97
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Darn sore throat! Motivation goes right out the window for me when I'm sick, so stay strong. I had fast food and cake last night, so it wasn't ice cream sandwiches, but it wasn't good maybe even worse. My BIL is a trainer and he says that muscle burns 7-10 cals per hour and fat burns 3-4 cals per hour, so I guess it the calorie burn depends on the muscle to fat ratio. I think the person who invented the scale either was killed by an angry mob of women, or didn't want to be found out, that's why no one knows for sure. Anyway, go get some sleep on a cow and feel better!
10 May 13 by member: mars2kids
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Oh no, I hope you're not getting sick! I'm sorry. Hopefully it's just an allery and a little pill will make it go away!
10 May 13 by member: QuirkyNat
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Absolutely yes - the text counts.
10 May 13 by member: free_bird
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It's a full-fledged scale revolt; they are tired of us stepping on them, kicking them, cursing them! I would have to have consumed 18,550 calories extra to have gained what MY scale said this morning! The revolting thing, lol. I'm sending the seed bars your way....
10 May 13 by member: crabby Kat
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Hahahaha I'm loving the visual of you sleeping on a cow that's eating your hair.... :) Being sick on the weekend is STUPID and I hope it doesn't happen to you...
10 May 13 by member: erika2633
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Scales are overrated. I changed my whole body from lookin like the michelin man to mr-off-road-runnin-quads-of-iron and still weighed the same; body comp changed, weight barely changed. Be vain. Use the mirror! Oh, and get well! Vit-c and zinc is my go-to for healing up quicker :)
10 May 13 by member: CJT1217
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Hope you are feeing better. Ahhh ice cream sounds wonderful. I haven't been doing much better a week of too many bad carbs. Yes if you drive you should pick the place. Hope you went somewhere good! Have a great weekend sleeping on the cow!
10 May 13 by member: lgrant59
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