LMAO! Thanks for sharing that!! I'm a changing room kind of girl. My gym's locker room has three curtained stalls for people like me. However, I find that heavier older women love showing off what god gave them. My locker room is like a maze with the changing rooms in the far back corner, and I am constantly dashing about trying to find a boob and butt free path to the changing stalls. Ah, good times. Happy for you getting active, does wonders for the mood and the self esteem too, as well as the calorie burn and whatnot :)
08 Jul 14 by member: Annabelle3117
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Thanks! I needed a laugh today. While I do change out in the locker room, part of the out-and-proud crew I guess, I try to be quick and business-like about it. Have my sports bra and workout T-shirt laid out. Take off street clothes quickly, get the top on, then repeat the process for the bottom half. But yesterday, entirely blocking my locker, were 3 stark naked girls, just sitting there chatting, one of them actually straddling the bench! This was right after my humiliating experience being laughed at for having the gall to be a beginner in a beginner's class, so I wasn't quite up to asking them to move, I just went and hid in the bathroom for a bit. But when I emerged 10 minutes later they were still there, and still buck naked. I will never understand...
08 Jul 14 by member: FringyLiz
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There has to be some sort of snappy comment for locker room nudity.. I just have no idea what that could be at this moment. I think I'm still suffering from boobage.
08 Jul 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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You make me smile!! I'm the change around the corner and hope no one comes by type. lol!! And as for the butt cramps, I know what you mean!! I try to get the hubby to rub them out too, and he also thinks like your hubby!! They can get downright painful at times!!! Oh, and sorry to hear about the boob incident. That can scar someone for life!! Have a great day!!!
08 Jul 14 by member: pumakitten
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08 Jul 14 by member: Hey Chakalina
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Great journal! Oh my I'm still laughing! Locker rooms are always an awkward place, no matter which of the 3 types of locker people you are.
08 Jul 14 by member: mgrill
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I'm still thinking about a nudist gym.
08 Jul 14 by member: Kris AZ
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08 Jul 14 by member: oceanavenue
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I am in tears laughing. Thanks.
08 Jul 14 by member: tunalw
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Bahahah! How about "oh hey nice boobs I have some too okay bye" then speed walk away.
08 Jul 14 by member: Instantcrazy
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OMGosh, I am rolling with laughter! Too funny!!!!
08 Jul 14 by member: bruja1979
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Maybe she got a boob lift and they pulled everything up so tight she HAS to take off her blouse to pee. Maybe she's an exotic dancer, got confused, and was looking for her pole in the bathroom? And maybe she's hoping for the Orange is the New Black quote ala tasty about having 'high society t#t's'. I dunno. Just trying to be compassionate. I think you should tell the hub that 'kissing' helps take away those cramps.. see if he falls for it.
08 Jul 14 by member: FullaBella
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However, this is part of why I'd never exercise anywhere that I'd have to change clothes; at home or a hotel I just change in my own private room. And so do 'they'. But right now I'm busy thinking about naked men shaking their boobs in each other's faces. Or did I get that confused?
08 Jul 14 by member: FullaBella
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lol thanks for the laugh...
08 Jul 14 by member: AilaOne
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Men with dancing boobs could happen... From what I've seen now that it's warm and some of them think jogging outside topless is the thing to do.. just sayin.. Not judging.. Ok I judge when the man is in spandex running on the road instead of on the freaking shoulder or sidewalk. I think that's just my roadrage though.
08 Jul 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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Cute journal entry. I am not a gym person but my hubby and I go a few times during the winter months when we get "cooped up." Your locker room anecdote reminds me why I am NOT a gym person. My husband's stories about the men's sauna at our gym are crazy!
08 Jul 14 by member: Teacher Try
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This thread is too funny! I think I'm one of those older heavier women Yolanda mentioned. I don't necessarily love showing it off…but I've reached the point of not giving a flying fig about what somebody else might be thinking about my body.
08 Jul 14 by member: Vickie 5966
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omg that is by far the best thread I have ever read!!! I have laughed outloud!!
08 Jul 14 by member: kristyanne3
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Thanks. I needed a good laugh today! I am the already in my exercise clothes when I hit the gym and I leave all sweaty for home kind of person. The only time I enter the locker room is to pee right before class.
08 Jul 14 by member: Kathy Vanish
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This made me remember when I went to the 'other' salon ... I was a bathroom changer too, slipping off my clothes 'while' on the throne and quickly donning my robe so I didn't get the 'hey, you coward, get outta there, the rest of us need the bathroom'. Where I go now for massage I strip down to naked IN the room but cover with a sheet and blanket before the masseuse comes in. I wish I were like those older heavy women in Yo's gym.. I've just never been one for being naked in front of others. I do enjoy it now that it's just me & Mush; she doesn't seem to hold it against me.
08 Jul 14 by member: FullaBella
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