Instantcrazy's Journal, 26 October 2014

Well, that's going the wrong way. Poop. I actually considered learning to walk on my hands to see if that would make my weight go the other direction. Yeah, it made sense in my head. Food goes down and I gain weight, so I figured maybe it was gravity pulling all the calories into my body. If I learned to walk on my hands the calories wouldn't be able to stay. Sadly, if I did learn to walk on my hands, I would really lose weight because that's got to be great exercise! So HA! I'm right after all. See, I told you it made sense.

Allergies have been kickin my butt this week. It's all the farmers pulling in their ginormous (wow, spell check has no problem with ginormous like it's a real word O_o) crops. My left eye has been constantly watering and my left nose has felt like there's a whole army of histamines stabbing me. I can only assume this is what it feels like to snort coke, and thank god I've never tried it.

I've been doing squats this week as part of a challenge. I can definitely feel it in my thighs. I need to start a challenge to get rid of my bingo arms. I shake them really hard a lot, just to see them jiggle, and maybe to try and work them off. Anybody do that and succeed? I mean is that an exercise? The sad thing is I can actually hear them flapping. Maybe I should start calling them bat wings, and if they get floppy enough I can fly away.

I've noticed I'm starting to get age advanced skin. I don't like it. Ugh. I guess if I'm going to get a tattoo I should do it now before my skin gets much older. Anyone have any tips on keeping skin from aging?

OK, TODAY the Halloween decorations are going up. I know I said Thursday, and some of them did go up, but there was darkness and arguing involved. So, today! I also figured out my Halloween costume (I think) and I MIGHT even post an actual picture of me (scariest Halloween story you've heard all day I bet). The idea to decorate the house this year was because last year (our first year in this house) all the adults brought their kids up to see if they could see inside and ask us about the house. It was so funny "Look Jimmy they have to use magnets to hang things on the wall" "CANDY!" I live in an all metal Lustron house. I Figured might as well give them something fun to look at. Anyway, it has to be today because yesterday was the first day of the last week of the month. BUSY week for me at work, gotta get it all done, and then Thursday will be inventory. I may be crazy by Friday, so if you don't hear from me by then it means I've been buried under an avalanche of toys.

176.2 lb Lost so far: 37.8 lb.    Still to go: 36.2 lb.    Diet followed reasonably well.