thecoach's Journal, 28 April 2013

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.I’m a one-wish genie. So… what’ll it be.The woman did not hesitate.She said,peace in the Middle East.See this map?I want these countries to stop fighting with each other bring about world peace and harmony.The genie Lady,be reasonable.These countries have been at war for thousands of years.I’m good but not THAT good!I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish Well,I’ve never been able to find the right man.One that’s considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,is good in bed,and gets along with my family,doesn’t watch sports all the time,and is faithful.
The genie let out a BIG sigh and says... Let me see the map again.
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Good one coach! Nice to see you back on here. 
29 Apr 13 by member: BuffyBear
I wish I could say this had no truth in it...*sigh* 
29 Apr 13 by member: LuluRich
Glad to see you back, Coach...have missed you!  
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