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Day 10! You realize you may have become a little unhinged when you start writing about butt sweat in the middle of a romantic scene. It's then that you remember that you're idea of somethin sexy sexy is cookie monster panties. It's then.. that you pity your hubby a little.. giggle.. and begin to put finish touches on a chapter called fiber farts.
Needless to say.. I'm not all that motivated to get alot done today. I am finally keeping my eating a little more under control now that TOM is starting to wind down. Hopefully I will either get on the eliptical tonight or get done with barn chores early enough to explore the future pasture. I was talking to my mother-in-law last night and she was telling me that there used to be a camp for troubled teens down below the barn way back when probably back in the 30's or 40's. She thought there was still some remains of the old buildings down there. There is also supposed to be a cement pad down in the swamp where they used to put the cans of milk to keep them cold. I'm a big dork. I like looking for strange things. It explains why I kept finding bricks when I was plowing up the field last summer!
In the meantime.. I'm controlling my bored eating at work with fiber farts, butt sweat, a yummy steamy guy, and torture.. er.. exercise. This obviously isn't 50 shades of gray. At least I don't think it is.. I never read it. I don't think 50 shades includes fiber bars, jogging, and losing weight though. Maybe I should include some cookie monster undies in my story! Every girl should have a pair of strange undies. I may have one too many...
Oh.. and you know you're working for the devil when they have "ReCharge Wednesdays" where they serve ice cream sundeas every freakin wednesday. Seriously? Today it's hot fudge brownie sundeas... I'm gonna come up with a new chapter now... Cookie Dough Delirium? Is that how you spell that? Thankfully word has spell check.
Diet Calendar Entries for 10 April 2013:
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1331 kcal
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Fat: 38.64g | Prot: 73.03g | Carb: 175.69g.
Breakfast: Chobani Nonfat Black Cherry Greek Yogurt (Container), Coffee (Brewed From Grounds), International Delight Fat Free French Vanilla Coffee Creamer. Lunch: Quaker Instant Oatmeal - High Fiber Maple & Brown Sugar, Carl Buddig Deli Thin Honey Turkey Lunch Meat, fresh express FRESH EXP SLD HEARTS OF ROm, Ken's Steak House Lite Honey Mustard Dressing. Dinner: Baked Potato (Peel Eaten), Plain or Buttermilk Biscuitsu, Bacon (Cured, Pan-Fried, Cooked), Chicken Breast (Oven Roasted, Fat Free, Sliced). more...
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It was like that when I worked at CXTech. Great place but they had to do all those things to get the minons to stay. As for undies I have a few pairs of Batman, Wonder Woman, Yankees and Tom and Jerry.... Just sayin lol. And for the record I'm a big dork then too because I'd beout looking too.
10 Apr 13 by member: thynes
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I have batgirl, joe boxer winky faces, cookiemonster, wonder woman, garfield... there's more. I don't think half of them fit anymore though. It's kinda sad. I should probably find out where to look for the camp... I wonder how long it's going to take to go through 50 acres looking for a pile of bricks. It could be a good workout not knowing though!
10 Apr 13 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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lol.... your life is always exciting. I would just die if someone put ice cream in front of me every week. It is my kryptonite. On the topic of farts though anything with yeast in it gives me horrid gas. I avoid it completely. It also gives me the liquid poo, bloating and a killer bellyache. Also I must be way weirder than you because I am open about it.I have a couple of Hello Kitty shirts and I just got rid of my Days of the Week socks since they were getting thin.
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I want days of the week panties. Remember those? Why don't they have those anymore? Maybe they do.. Maybe they just don't have them in the adult section. lol
10 Apr 13 by member: Ms Elizabeth
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My guy friends always joked... what if you sleep with a girl on Sat night and she has her Thursday panties on... ewww lol! Icky boys...
10 Apr 13 by member: thynes
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LOL! I have some Superman, I used to have more until I gained some weight and they didn't fit. :( I would look for the camp too, it's a good excuse to get some exercise in. Hot Fudge Brownie Sundaes!!! What are they thinking?! I would not be strong enough to resist.
10 Apr 13 by member: mars2kids
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They do have them in the kids section. That is where I got my socks. One of the many advantages of tiny feet. I want days of the week underwear too. Or maybe ones with glitter on it. I love glitter
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You sound like you are much calmer today - good luck keeping things under control.
10 Apr 13 by member: BuffyBear
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Ice cream sundays every Wednesday??? OMG. I WOULD LOSE IT!
11 Apr 13 by member: Bkeller1023
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