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MrsDaffy

Joined July 2010

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Start Weight

168.0 lb

Lost so far: 21.0 lb

Current Weight

147.0 lb
Performance: losing 0.2 lb a week

Goal Weight

140.0 lb

Still to go: 7.0 lb

I'm 43,happily married 18 yrs, have 2 boys & have over the last 24 years looked after 5 other boys from the same family, I've basically raised 7 boys :D & I'm still with the family. I LOVE my job. I love photography (My exercise) but have had things happen in the last 2 years that has curtailed that. Hopefully I can get back into it soon. I live in a seaside town in Ireland & have plenty of beautiful places to go for walks & cycles...Ahem... I'm generally a happy (Some say insane..) person. if you haven't fallen asleep reading this :D I'll be popping in & out of the forums... :D X

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Humour in dieting...
Success is when you can look beyond food...and look down and see your feet.

(1)To make your hips and thighs look slim on the beach, dig two tunnels under your thighs and make a small dent in the sand for your bottom. Place your towel over the top and sit in the dug out area. Hey presto, no bulging thighs and hips.

(2)Always stand 3/4 on for photographs ..... really slimming

(3)Stand next to a person fatter than you whenever possible and never ever befriend a real skinny!!!

(4)Always eat in private, if people never see you eat, they'll believe you when you say you have a thyroid problem

(5)If you have a problem with eating too much in the evenings, go to bed at 7.30 pm every night and ask your partner to hand cuff you to the bed, you never know, you may solve two problems in one, by spicing up your sex life at the same time

(6)If you do know someone who's naturally skinny, have them come and live with you for two weeks and eat exactly what they eat at exactly the same times. You are guaranteed to lose weight!

(7)Con your friends into thinking how good you're looking lately ..... study and memorize your most flattering pose in a mirror and ensure when anyone sees you, you strike the pose..... note, this only works if you then don't move again until they've left the room.

(8 )Cross your legs at your ankles. Your thighs and calves will look slimmer.

(9)Get a tan. A tan helps you look thinner

(10)Whenever a friend calls round, tell them you're on your way to the gym, word will get round about how fit and healthy you are.... and you may feel it necessary to prove it once in a while

(11)100 laughs a day is equal to 10 minutes of exercise!
Now can it get any easier than that?

posted 12 Sep 2010, 12:19

Humour in dieting...
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! ~Author Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. ~Joan Welsh

The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." ~Rita Rudner

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble

posted 30 Aug 2010, 03:13

Humour in dieting...
Loved the last one..... for a moment it gave me an idea.... LMAO Bad Grin

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. ~Author Unknown

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ~Redd Foxx

posted 24 Aug 2010, 18:11

Humour in dieting...
High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us? ~Annita Manning

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. ~Garrison Keillor

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? ~Author Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. ~John Barrymore

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. ~Channing Pollock

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! ~Tommy Smothers

Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made. ~Author Unknown

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. ~Robert Fuoss

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. ~Author Unknown

posted 23 Aug 2010, 04:33

Humour in dieting...
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ~Joey Adams

posted 22 Aug 2010, 10:51

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	Bicycling (moderate) - 13/mph
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