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Just for fun: I know this is my second entry for the day, but I found some really fun and funny quotes about dieting and want to share. Not for anyone who is easily offended, but made me chuckle.....enjoy!
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990. ~Dave Barry
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~Paula Poundstone
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English Proverb
I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. ~Marie Mott
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. ~Ed Bluestone
And my favorite:
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad. ~Janette Barber
Diet Calendar Entries for 28 March 2008:
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1296 kcal
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Fat: 29.02g | Prot: 87.73g | Carb: 169.56g.
Breakfast: whipped butter, egg white. Lunch: Chipotle Chicken Soft Tacos. Snacks/Other: cool whip, sugar free jello, turkey slice, bread. more...
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2405 kcal
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Activities & Exercise:
Calisthenics (heavy, e.g. pushups) - 10 minutes, Exercise machine (moderate) - 20 minutes, Sitting - 2 hours, Standing - 45 minutes, Walking (slow) - 2/mph - 45 minutes, Sleeping - 9 hours, Resting - 3 hours, Desk Work - 7 hours, Driving - 1 hour. more...
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