yohoyoh's Journal, 07 July 2019

Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of Mr. Big... asking for a friend... 

Who you asking from? Me? Mr big? 

You might very well be the first. 

🤗  

I'm just telling you quietly here as nobody else is around.... I wanna eat a ton of sweets tonight! I think i need to eat more celery. 😭 

You must be Mr Big to afford celery. But no worries. It'll be our secret.  

Hmm, your calories are super low. That will increase your chances of a binge and explains the hunger. If you want to avoid that, raise them to at least 1800 a day or tough it out, lol. 

D, you read correct indeed. 1800 doesn't sound bad but would require more exercise 😆 

Im getting a delivery of salty licorice today if UPS doesn't mess it up a third time. So I'm ready to do thr 1800/day now 😂 

Well... that's a plan I guess. I'd be more of the cosmic thought that the universe was trying to tell me something through the UPS 

Well, the delivery does include the flatulence inducing sugar free gummy bears... Maybe I'm not supposed to eat those? 

Sugar free gummy bears - seems like a trick 

If you have never heard of them, check smszon reviews for albanian sugar free gummy bears  

OMG - that first review - LOLOLOL "This product has the most powerful laxative effect of anything I've ever ingested, and I've had a colonoscopy exam and prepped for it. Do not eat more than twenty of them per day and don't eat any after the early afternoon unless you plan to wear a heavy duty diaper in bed (no thanks). And don't think that for a moment the gas you're about to pass will be just gas." 

Then the second: While it may be safe to consume for some, others should advise family, friends and coworkers to wear respirators to protect exposure to strong flatulence. In all seriousness, while it tasted okay at first, it really required me to constantly visit to the bathroom. As soon as it left a skid mark, I officially decided I was done with these. It was the sugar alcohol ingredient that caused the issue. 

I bought the 5lbs bag 🤣 

OMG. You will be missed. 

thinking about eating some more, i should have some calories in reserve...