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Ok so this is funny and sad at the same time. You gotta have a sense of humor sometimes or you'll just cry.
Anyway - so I'm at the gym doing some warm up cardio on the recumbent bikes. I'm peddling my ass off, at least I think I am. Suddenly I realize I can see myself in the giant wall of mirrors. So I look.
OMG I'm pedaling and my belly is so big that my thighs are lifting my belling with every rotation of the pedals. Looks like I'm lifting my butt off the seat. I look ridiculous. So I start laughing. I mean come on. No wonder this stupid bike is kicking my ass and I'm only on level ONE. I'm still looking at myself in the mirrors. Looks like I'm going to fall off!! I'm surprised that I haven't bounced myself right off the insanely skinny seat yet! REALLY. OMG OMG Never the less, I kept going and finished my 20 min warm up. Now I know why it makes my rear hurt so bad, it's not the work out it's the poor fit... I cannot imagine the self control of the other gym patrons who have to see me doing this, watching me laugh and maintaining their judgment. God Bless 'Em...... :)
Diet Calendar Entries for 05 August 2013:
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1933 kcal
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Fat: 78.72g | Prot: 58.51g | Carb: 256.71g.
Breakfast: Orange Juice, Bacon, Egg and Cheese Croissant Sandwich. Lunch: Water, Nabisco Nilla Wafers, Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli. Dinner: Ketchup, Bush's Best Homestyle Baked Beans, Fred Meyer Hot Dog Bun, Oscar Mayer Premium Beef Hot Dog. Snacks/Other: Water, Kroger Honeydew Melon, Watermelon. more...
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3041 kcal
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Activities & Exercise:
Conditioning exercise (health club) - 1 hour, Sleeping - 8 hours, Resting - 9 hours, Desk Work - 6 hours. more...
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