thecoach's Journal, 25 January 2011

I walked on treadmill, and now off to physical therapy



Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Man, Sir, and Coach, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voice of the Devil was heard, MAN, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in Hell with this woman!" And Man was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment. This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her. The voice of the Devil was heard, "Sir, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in Hell with this woman!" And Sir, like Man, was whisked off. Coach, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of . . . Angelina Jolie. Delighted, Coach jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying: "Angelina, you have sinned. "
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Ha ha Ha ,That is so funny..I really like this one Coach,hope your therapy goes well..Have a geat day..Still laughing..... 
25 Jan 11 by member: BHA
Lol!!! Very nice. When's your grandson due to be born???  
25 Jan 11 by member: Chris1979
Oh Coach B that was absolutely HYSTERICAL! I love it!  
25 Jan 11 by member: Junebug7210
His name is going to be Will and he'll be here in April.... 
25 Jan 11 by member: thecoach
LOL, very funny!! Congrats on the upcoming grandbaby! So much fun! 
25 Jan 11 by member: tntnamomma
Oh your going to have an Aries baby boy..Boy are you going to have your hands full..He will keep you on your toes.... 
25 Jan 11 by member: BHA
Hello Pappy, hope your thereapy went good. 
25 Jan 11 by member: Junebug7210
PAPI like David Ortiz of the Red Sox...I'm headed to the Lakers game I'll tell you about it later have a goodnight IndyJack....get some ZZZZZZZZZ... 
25 Jan 11 by member: thecoach
Coach...I didn't see that one coming:) Too funny, thanks. Towanda!!! 
25 Jan 11 by member: Lisa Online
LOL! Hope your therapy went well, is it still the paraffin massage thing? 
25 Jan 11 by member: jessyline

     
 

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