iamachristianjesusfreak's Journal, 31 May 2013

So if you are concerned about TMI you should stop reading right now. I want to tell you one of my favorite "serious" jokes I have played on many people. It is my all time favorite. And trust me when I say opportunities do arise to just drop it in. Whenever barefoot or in flip flops I have said something like "O ya well my socks match my underwear. Which in turn they look and get all embarrassed and we die laughing or at least I do. sometimes I just get a stunned look which is usually followed by remarks like "are you serious?" It is hilarious. So now the funny story of what happened today. While we were leaving IHOP today my 5 yr. old turns and randomly asks me "Mom are you wearing any underwear?" In which I gave him the mom death glare to zip it and instead he says "You're not are you!!!" I was so glad no one heard him but me.... I hope. I about died it was so funny!

Nothing else cool going on. Went grocery shopping with 4 kids this morning and it went well and nobody got hurt. So a great day!!! Planning on the park tomorrow and church Sunday with some cleaning in between. Tomorrow is doom's day with DFW challenge in which I will be posting my "jumped off the wagon and chased down the passing ice cream truck" weigh in. On the brighter side it will stop glaring at me from the top of my screen then too.

I hope you all have a fantastic weekend!!!!

Diet Calendar Entry for 31 May 2013:
1430 kcal Fat: 65.67g | Prot: 107.77g | Carb: 133.82g.   Breakfast: Chocolate Warrior Blend, Organic Powdered Peanut Butter, Natural Unsweetened Cocoa, Natural Sliced Almonds, Unsweetened Coconut Flake, Chocolate Malt Mix, Almond Breeze Unsweetened Vanilla Milk, Water. Lunch: Blueberries (Unsweetened, Frozen), Original Buttermilk Pancakes. Dinner: Sun Warrior Chocolate Warrior Blend, Just Great Stuff Organic Powdered Peanut Butter, Ghirardelli Natural Unsweetened Cocoa, Fisher Natural Sliced Almonds, Kroger Unsweetened Coconut Flake, Ovaltine Chocolate Malt Mix, Blue Diamond Almond Breeze Unsweetened Vanilla Milk, Water, Italian Tomato Soup. Snacks/Other: Natural Sliced Almonds, Chocolate Warrior Blend, Organic Powdered Peanut Butter, Natural Unsweetened Cocoa, Unsweetened Coconut Flake, Chocolate Malt Mix, Almond Breeze Unsweetened Vanilla Milk, Water. more...

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Aren't kids great! :) 
31 May 13 by member: RoundIsAShape
I think I'll just use that one on my hubs just to see what kind of look I get from him! woohoo! 
01 Jun 13 by member: BeckyBaby65
:D Awesome joke!  
02 Jun 13 by member: The Blue Box

     
 

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