Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 08 July 2014

Good news.. 2nd day in a row at the gym this week. Good because it keeps me active, happy, and for some reason helps with the leg and butt cramps I keep getting these days. Yes butt cramps. I keep attempting to get hubby to rub them out for me.. he's convinced it's a flimsy excuse to get him to play with my butt. Which.. it kinda is.. but still.. butt cramps suck especially when you sit all day at work and attempt to get up to use the potty only to discover you're temporarily hunched over and limping on one leg because well.. you have a cramp.. in your butt cheek.

Bad news.. I've been tramatized by the locker room. I decided a long time ago that I am the change in the bathroom kinda girl. I'm too relaxed to attempt to change behind a teeny tiny locker door with one boob in the locker and one arm smacking into the next locker. I'm also not comfortable letting it all out for anyone to see. Not that I think they care. Or want to see. But it's not like I want to show them either. So I change in the bathroom, take my bag to the locker room, put on my shoes, and I waddle out to the gym. The only exception was today I was attacked by boobs. You'd think my chances of being attacked by boobs would be minimal since I don't actually change in the locker room but today was my lucky day.

I've decided there are 3 types of locker people. The bathroom changers, the I'm going to attempt to fit my body into the teeny tiny locker to change, and the naked and proud. One of the naked and proud girls came in when I was putting my shoes on. Took off her top.. and walked into the bathroom next door... topless. Strange.. typically when I have to pee I realize this before I take my top off. But ok. I get my shoes on and go to leave when boobs suddenly fly around the corner right into my face. I'm half midget and she's apparently half gazelle. So.. after getting slapped in the face with some boobs we both mumble excuse me and I exit at a fast waddle before any more boob incidents can take place. I get my workout done, come back 25 minutes later.. and boobs is still there. Still topless. WHY!?!?! Are they new and she doesn't want to put them away? Is she attempting to air them out for some reason? Maybe she's just waiting for a compliment. If that's the case she ran into the wrong woman. I see boobs all day long. Granted they are cow boobs but boobs are boobs. I wonder if this is why hubby is a butt man. When you've been a dairy farmer and seen boobs your entire life you probably get burned out on the whole OOOOh Look! Boobs! thing. I don't know. I'm still confused. It's the first time in my life I've been slapped in the face with a boob though.

EDIT: I have to wonder.. do men have this issue in their locker rooms?!?!

EDIT to the EDIT: Not the topless women boob slapping them but the naked and proud people running around the locker room or just sitting around enjoying being naked. I wonder if there are nudist gyms. I would google it but I'm sure IT at work already has a ball with half the things I google already.

Diet Calendar Entry for 08 July 2014:
1470 kcal Fat: 70.40g | Prot: 84.28g | Carb: 128.28g.   Breakfast: Egg, Cheese and Bacon on English Muffin, Atkins Advantage Cafe Mocha Shake. Lunch: Taco Salad. Dinner: Land O' Frost Premium Oven Roasted Turkey Breast, Quaker Oatmeal Squares Crunchy Cereal with Hint of Brown Sugar. more...

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LMAO! Thanks for sharing that!! I'm a changing room kind of girl. My gym's locker room has three curtained stalls for people like me. However, I find that heavier older women love showing off what god gave them. My locker room is like a maze with the changing rooms in the far back corner, and I am constantly dashing about trying to find a boob and butt free path to the changing stalls. Ah, good times. Happy for you getting active, does wonders for the mood and the self esteem too, as well as the calorie burn and whatnot :)  
08 Jul 14 by member: Annabelle3117
Thanks! I needed a laugh today. While I do change out in the locker room, part of the out-and-proud crew I guess, I try to be quick and business-like about it. Have my sports bra and workout T-shirt laid out. Take off street clothes quickly, get the top on, then repeat the process for the bottom half. But yesterday, entirely blocking my locker, were 3 stark naked girls, just sitting there chatting, one of them actually straddling the bench! This was right after my humiliating experience being laughed at for having the gall to be a beginner in a beginner's class, so I wasn't quite up to asking them to move, I just went and hid in the bathroom for a bit. But when I emerged 10 minutes later they were still there, and still buck naked. I will never understand... 
08 Jul 14 by member: FringyLiz
There has to be some sort of snappy comment for locker room nudity.. I just have no idea what that could be at this moment. I think I'm still suffering from boobage. 
08 Jul 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
You make me smile!! I'm the change around the corner and hope no one comes by type. lol!! And as for the butt cramps, I know what you mean!! I try to get the hubby to rub them out too, and he also thinks like your hubby!! They can get downright painful at times!!! Oh, and sorry to hear about the boob incident. That can scar someone for life!! Have a great day!!! 
08 Jul 14 by member: pumakitten
so funny!  
08 Jul 14 by member: Hey Chakalina
Great journal! Oh my I'm still laughing! Locker rooms are always an awkward place, no matter which of the 3 types of locker people you are.  
08 Jul 14 by member: mgrill
I'm still thinking about a nudist gym. 
08 Jul 14 by member: Kris AZ
That's too funny!!! 
08 Jul 14 by member: oceanavenue
I am in tears laughing. Thanks. 
08 Jul 14 by member: tunalw
Bahahah! How about "oh hey nice boobs I have some too okay bye" then speed walk away.  
08 Jul 14 by member: Instantcrazy
OMGosh, I am rolling with laughter! Too funny!!!!  
08 Jul 14 by member: bruja1979
Maybe she got a boob lift and they pulled everything up so tight she HAS to take off her blouse to pee. Maybe she's an exotic dancer, got confused, and was looking for her pole in the bathroom? And maybe she's hoping for the Orange is the New Black quote ala tasty about having 'high society t#t's'. I dunno. Just trying to be compassionate. I think you should tell the hub that 'kissing' helps take away those cramps.. see if he falls for it.  
08 Jul 14 by member: FullaBella
However, this is part of why I'd never exercise anywhere that I'd have to change clothes; at home or a hotel I just change in my own private room. And so do 'they'. But right now I'm busy thinking about naked men shaking their boobs in each other's faces. Or did I get that confused? 
08 Jul 14 by member: FullaBella
lol thanks for the laugh... 
08 Jul 14 by member: AilaOne
Men with dancing boobs could happen... From what I've seen now that it's warm and some of them think jogging outside topless is the thing to do.. just sayin.. Not judging.. Ok I judge when the man is in spandex running on the road instead of on the freaking shoulder or sidewalk. I think that's just my roadrage though. 
08 Jul 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
Cute journal entry. I am not a gym person but my hubby and I go a few times during the winter months when we get "cooped up." Your locker room anecdote reminds me why I am NOT a gym person. My husband's stories about the men's sauna at our gym are crazy! 
08 Jul 14 by member: Teacher Try
This thread is too funny! I think I'm one of those older heavier women Yolanda mentioned. I don't necessarily love showing it off…but I've reached the point of not giving a flying fig about what somebody else might be thinking about my body.  
08 Jul 14 by member: Vickie 5966
omg that is by far the best thread I have ever read!!! I have laughed outloud!! 
08 Jul 14 by member: kristyanne3
Thanks. I needed a good laugh today! I am the already in my exercise clothes when I hit the gym and I leave all sweaty for home kind of person. The only time I enter the locker room is to pee right before class. 
08 Jul 14 by member: Kathy Vanish
This made me remember when I went to the 'other' salon ... I was a bathroom changer too, slipping off my clothes 'while' on the throne and quickly donning my robe so I didn't get the 'hey, you coward, get outta there, the rest of us need the bathroom'. Where I go now for massage I strip down to naked IN the room but cover with a sheet and blanket before the masseuse comes in. I wish I were like those older heavy women in Yo's gym.. I've just never been one for being naked in front of others. I do enjoy it now that it's just me & Mush; she doesn't seem to hold it against me. 
08 Jul 14 by member: FullaBella

     
 

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