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04 March 2024

I got angry at my hair today. My hair didn't do anything other than what it does every day. I have a curly unmanageable mop that regularly taunts me by poking me in the eye. It also sticks up in weird ways. Sometimes there is a weird curl that taunts me. By noon I have weird waves in the front from repeatedly pulling it behind my ear. It also has chia pet syndrome.. As the day goes on it gets bigger/fluffier/fuzzier. Anyways.. this morning it made me mad. It was all the way down to the center of my back. After watching too many tiktok videos that gave me a false sense of wisdom it is now just past my shoulders. I lost zero extra pounds as a result.

Everyone around me seems to have diet pills, surgery, and motivation. I have motivation until 3 pm every day. I would like to buy some motivation in a bottle please. It should motivate me to see everyone losing so much weight around me but.. it's not. I started a book series where there is a weight loss guru who has a special program where he locks people in a cabin until they accept they need to lose weight and do something about it. I don't even think this strategy would work on me. I feel like I would find a way to train squirrels to bring me thin mints.

Tonight I'm going to come up with a plan. I don't know what that plan will be but I'm finding a plan or a cabin to lock myself in.

26 February 2024

2024 has chosen violence. My life is so stressful at this point I'm not sure I know how to function anymore. I thought I was going to hit the year hard and make some lasting changes and finally do it this year. Now I'm just wondering if I will make it to the end in one piece.

I wanted to start my own business this year on the side of what I do now as a safety net/way to make a little extra money. I have a possible job but my business license is on delayed. Then regular 9-5 work imploded. They made me reduce by dept by 1. I had a contractor who worked for me 6 months literally ghost me. She sent an email at 8:45 pm saying her last day would be Friday but she left her laptop on her desk and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I'm now 2 down in a year when the expectations are unhinged. So I'm working non-stop.. On top of dealing with special projects lead by male jerkfaces. They literally don't listen and have a hidden agenda. I get stressed just knowing I have meetings coming up with them. I stood my ground and told them to stop and they came back and said no. Ugh!!

I wanted to lose weight and start walking every day on my new walking desk. I now have a new boss who tells me she wants me in the office but then she tells the rest of the team they don't have to. Does she not realize the people up front can't keep a secret to save their lives? At least she's in another state so she doesn't actually see what my team does. Hopefully she leaves us alone and lets us do our things like our previous director. In the meantime I have to make a presentation to explain to her what we do. On top of recruiting for a new person, working for 3 people, and not trying to murder the jerk faces. Ugh!!

If that wasn't enough the youngest #3 has decided he is being bullied. Honestly he probably is to a certain point. He's the baby so he likes to tell people what to do and when they don't listen to him he gets upset. Then kids don't want to play with him or are mean to him. The issue is he claims one of his bullies is his teacher who my other kids have had and loved is bullying him. She expects him to keep his head off his desk and wants him to participate in class. Gasp.. The audacity. He has difficulty learning so we have his meeting plan for next year in place which now will also include a plan for this. I'm the mindset of life is hard, rub some dirt in it, some people are jerk faces, deal. #3 is sensitive. At this rate the teachers are starting to look at me like I'm not getting it. No I do.. kids a jerks. Sometimes my kids are jerks. Heck his brother could be accused of bullying him and vice versa. Yes bulling is wrong. I have no clue how to help this kid. Ugh!

I will not do motor boat faces in pie. I will not do motor boat faces in cake. It's fine. Everything is fine.

22 January 2024

Is it normal to crave sugar after you eat a junk meal? Asking for me. I was good this morning. Got busy all afternoon then I magically passed a taco bell at 2:30. Soo.. I ate a junk meal in the middle of my day. It wasn't horrible. It didn't derail my whole day. I'm not even mad about it. The last time I had taco bell was 6 months ago. It's a rare treat that I have then I don't go back for another 6 months.

The problem is now I want chocolate. Maybe some gummy bears. Maybe some twizzlers.. I think bad meal me and remember when we got drunk in college me might be talking to each other. Drunk college me would run around with a handful of gummy worms and want mexican food before going shoe shopping. Bad meal me doesn't know when to put on the brakes because taco bell wakes up drunk me who then acts like a drunk toddler. Is there a point to this part of my story? Nope. Not a single point other than the fact that if I talk to myself it's fine now because we've identified there are at least 2 people in my head.

Can someone now come slap me before I head down to a vending machine at work because now I have adult money and a debit card and the $3 candy bar seems like an investment at this point.

18 January 2024

I need to find motivation somewhere. With the latest cold snap the only thing I want to do is curl up in bed with a smutty book and make a blanket cocoon. Someone can notify me when spring is here and I can come back out then.

I got a desk for the treadmill. My thought process was I work 9-10 hours a day. So I sit 9-10 hours a day. This mean's I'm moving even though I can only go a max of 2.2 mph or my mouse starts having a fit and my typing accuracy drops to the level of a toddler. I managed an hour and a half this morning then meetings hit. I didn't think the constant drone and the thump thump of feet would be overlooked. Maybe it would have but why give them something to talk about.

If I set a goal of walking at least 2 miles a day on there that is more miles than I was getting before and it's a start. I did 4 the other day and my achilles tendon swelled back up so I'm taking really sloth like baby steps. Next I need to add yoga or something to get my flexibility back and not feel like one leg shrank an inch every night.

Now I just need to find motivation to do all that. If anyone has any laying around.. just sayin.

09 January 2024

I almost made a local fitness friend! Almost.. so one of the dads in town sent me a facebook messenger message. I'm like ok.. That's G's dad. Maybe G wants to come hang out over here. But it never goes in that direction.

He asks how my day is going, comments about the snow, talks about training for a 50K.. insane and nuts but I like insane people so tell me more. Then we talked about gyms, training, avoiding cookies. All random chit chat about getting into shape. He lost a bunch of weight last year.

Finally on Day 3 he makes some comment about having a rough day at the gym and his shoulders hurt... ya'll know where this is leading. I replied with "Sorry my boyfriend has a strict rule against touching other men." He's never voiced this rule but I'm assuming. This was also the first time I could organically fit I had one into the conversation without randomly saying it like I had turrets. Apparently the local gossip had not clued him in. Or his sources were bad. BF has been to the boys games on several occasions. Oh well.

My new possible fitness buddy is no longer talking to me. I'm going to assume he was looking for a local hookup and I was a block away.

I am now on the market for a non-hookup platonic fitness buddy. Apparently I like overly used motivational quotes and cookie shaming.

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