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Good news.. 2nd day in a row at the gym this week. Good because it keeps me active, happy, and for some reason helps with the leg and butt cramps I keep getting these days. Yes butt cramps. I keep attempting to get hubby to rub them out for me.. he's convinced it's a flimsy excuse to get him to play with my butt. Which.. it kinda is.. but still.. butt cramps suck especially when you sit all day at work and attempt to get up to use the potty only to discover you're temporarily hunched over and limping on one leg because well.. you have a cramp.. in your butt cheek.
Bad news.. I've been tramatized by the locker room. I decided a long time ago that I am the change in the bathroom kinda girl. I'm too relaxed to attempt to change behind a teeny tiny locker door with one boob in the locker and one arm smacking into the next locker. I'm also not comfortable letting it all out for anyone to see. Not that I think they care. Or want to see. But it's not like I want to show them either. So I change in the bathroom, take my bag to the locker room, put on my shoes, and I waddle out to the gym. The only exception was today I was attacked by boobs. You'd think my chances of being attacked by boobs would be minimal since I don't actually change in the locker room but today was my lucky day.
I've decided there are 3 types of locker people. The bathroom changers, the I'm going to attempt to fit my body into the teeny tiny locker to change, and the naked and proud. One of the naked and proud girls came in when I was putting my shoes on. Took off her top.. and walked into the bathroom next door... topless. Strange.. typically when I have to pee I realize this before I take my top off. But ok. I get my shoes on and go to leave when boobs suddenly fly around the corner right into my face. I'm half midget and she's apparently half gazelle. So.. after getting slapped in the face with some boobs we both mumble excuse me and I exit at a fast waddle before any more boob incidents can take place. I get my workout done, come back 25 minutes later.. and boobs is still there. Still topless. WHY!?!?! Are they new and she doesn't want to put them away? Is she attempting to air them out for some reason? Maybe she's just waiting for a compliment. If that's the case she ran into the wrong woman. I see boobs all day long. Granted they are cow boobs but boobs are boobs. I wonder if this is why hubby is a butt man. When you've been a dairy farmer and seen boobs your entire life you probably get burned out on the whole OOOOh Look! Boobs! thing. I don't know. I'm still confused. It's the first time in my life I've been slapped in the face with a boob though.
EDIT: I have to wonder.. do men have this issue in their locker rooms?!?!
EDIT to the EDIT: Not the topless women boob slapping them but the naked and proud people running around the locker room or just sitting around enjoying being naked. I wonder if there are nudist gyms. I would google it but I'm sure IT at work already has a ball with half the things I google already.
Diet Calendar Entry for 08 July 2014:
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1470 kcal
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Fat: 70.40g | Prot: 84.28g | Carb: 128.28g.
Breakfast: Egg, Cheese and Bacon on English Muffin, Atkins Advantage Cafe Mocha Shake. Lunch: Taco Salad. Dinner: Land O' Frost Premium Oven Roasted Turkey Breast, Quaker Oatmeal Squares Crunchy Cereal with Hint of Brown Sugar. more...
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I change in my office before going to the gym. When I go into the locker room after exercising to wash my hands, I've never seen anyone changing clothes in the open. It may just be that the gym isn't in a neighborhood where people are "body proud." As for my office, though, one day when I got back, I had taken off my t-shirt and was slipping on my dress, when someone knocked on my door and immediately opened it. Luckily, I still had on my yoga pants (or whatever they call the Danskin pants Walmart sells). Anyway, the guy who just knocked, opened my door, and walked in, said, "You should put a note on your door." I responded, "Well, I had my door closed and I almost never close it. It never crossed my mind that someone would just walk in." He hasn't done it again, though.
08 Jul 14 by member: sw21204
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Too much fun! Love your journals. I'm with you in that I change in the bathroom stall. Do whatever you gotta do to ease the butt cramps!!!!
09 Jul 14 by member: aggie95
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I would suggest that the possibly inadvertent skin brushing in the men's changing rooms could be far more ewww than the boobs in the ladies, LOL!!!
But I really enjoyed your account of your sufferings :)
09 Jul 14 by member: Rindaloo
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Hmm.. While i am very modest and or timid when i am not pregnant the filter is gone when I am. I just think if someone thinks it is worth staring at then they are weirdos. Once i was jetting across the house naked to get my clothes after showering and accidently subjected a 16 year old boy to seeing me naked and about 7 months pregnant as he was walking up to our BACK door.... For the first second i was embarrassed but then i realized he probably was more then me and we both know pregnant women are probably not something teens spend time fantasizing about... more like traumatizing. Lol!
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