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My mom's birthday today. Happy 61st bday mom.
My sister tried to convince me to eat her Oreo ice cream cake and I'm like "nah, I'm good."
She's like: "do it for mom."
I'm like: "how about no. the whole reason I stopped eating all that crap is to be as healthy as mom is."
Then my mom says (as she's taking a bite): "hey, don't jinx me."
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