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My name is Elizabeth and I have front butt. It's official. I looked in the mirror this morning and I have the one thing I've feared since I spotted it on my mom and sister. I have front butt. I don't like front butt. I have every intention of losing my front butt. I'm trying to look at this positively and see it as motivation to relocate my front butt and reduce the zip code of my butt butt. Lets face it. I have a butt obsession. Starting today I am going to come up with a list of exercises and stick to it. If I start small and pay the preteen to babysit for 15 minutes I could actually accomplish this. So that's the plan. Find daily motivation in front butts and actually workout in some way.
A few weeks ago I surrendered and bought a fitbit hr because well.. I wanted to confirm that I could eat more than 1200 calories. Because well.. 1200 calories just seems like torture. Cruel cruel torture. So long as I have a 500-700 calorie deficit I should show some progress on the butt plan. So workout... relocate the butt.. and eat less than I burn. So far this plan is coming along nicely. I think.. Note to self.. buy a new full size mirror for the bedroom so I don't lose sight of the front butt.
In other exciting news. I have an extremely round pregnant barn cat living in my house. She looks like a basketball. It kind of makes me wonder if they are stuck but when I mentioned making her an appointment everyone looked at me like I was nuts. Something about nature taking it's course or some crap. All I know is I have a round basketball barn cat living upstairs and I don't want her to explode. Luckily she does use a litter box and she likes the house so well we can hear her purring upstairs all the way downstairs. The dogs are slightly confused but they look at cats as toys so what they don't know won't hurt them. It does seem to give them gas though. My eyes are watering right now as I type. gasp...
Does any of this make sense anymore? I lost track between my eyes stinging and watching little man take all the knobs off my dresser. I'm waiting to see what he does next. Plus his brother is napping and he is quiet as he dismantles my dresser.
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When are you creating a go fund me page for the book you are going to write and publish? I snot myself every time I read one of your posts :)
06 Apr 16 by member: jparlett
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06 Apr 16 by member: Johanne
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LOL good luck with fat cat and the front butt.....oh that could be your memoir title "Fat cats and front butts" :-D
07 Apr 16 by member: Tatmummy
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Thanks for the smile!! as for the plan, it is very doable! You can do this!!
07 Apr 16 by member: aggie95
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