I live in the woods in a dark cave with a single large screen tv. I watch what I eat, but its hard to see what you're eating in the dark. If there is light, I usually start eating my meal, and take a break while I watch it squirm, and then continue eating. Pinecones are pretty good. Rocks and small gravel help me digest hard or large objects. I'm looking to lose some winter weight from my recent hibernation, and make some new friends who don't mind hanging out with a large obese man-ape.