I'm a 25 year old Hobbit hiding out in the hills of Southern Oregon. I'm a self proclaimed genius at the art of caregiving, but it is very time consuming. I love art, my two feline boys and on the occasion even my boyfriend/fiancee/non-husband thing. I'm tired of being so overweight. I have a pair of size 9 jeans in my closet I've held onto for three years I want to try and fit into. I was so close when I bought them.