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End of the month so today is not just weigh in day but also measurement day. This is the one day in a month when she puts her arms around me as she whispers in my ear…. “Huh, you should be so bloody, lucky forget it mate” …sniffle
Now before I go into this post properly let me apologise to all on FS for feeling on top of the world.
I have no pains, no cold or flu, no headache, no requirement to visit the doctor and no loss of appetite.
I don’t have a pretty picture of food to show you, I don’t have a cat and my dogs won’t sit still long enough to take one with my nice posh camera to put on here.
I have stuck to my diet 100%, the dog has not bitten me, the wife is still speaking to me and I have not eaten a full box of chocolate,
I don’t even have “chocolate Balls”,
I have not drunk a full bottle of wine (yet) I am in a total healthy condition, can’t even tell you about any surgery, sorry, but that’s the way it is and I hate garlic bread.
One thing I can tell you about which may be different here on FS and that is losing weight despite the fact I don’t have a Fitbit thingy and I risk being a boring old fart now.
Well let me tell you today how happy I am that I aint a woman and this is a true situation not one of my make believe funny things.
This could well have been worse and so embarrassing but being a man it saved the day.
Yesterday good wife and I were in town walking around shopping when I felt a movement of an undergarment going south.
The more I walked the further south they went until eventually I could feel them around the tops of my legs being held there purely by my trousers legs.
Whilst nobody could tell of my awkward situation it was bloody uncomfortable walking around town like that.
Wife then added insult to injury by asking why I was “fidgeting” and just would not give up until I told her. By this time we were in Marks and Sparks and the shop was well populated as I whispered in her ear describing my situation.
This produced an unwanted reaction from said wife who took a step back saying in less than a quiet voice….. “they are what… falling down” the result of her comment was
a very red face on me as I squirmed making an attempt to shut her up and I wanted my wheelchair it would be far better than this bloody rollator.
She then stated the obvious (women do that you know) saying “well while we are in here lets go and buy you smaller ones.” All this was said as two younger females were standing looking at a dress and well within earshot of “super voice wife”.
Off to the men’s department to grab the required garment which seem to be in multi packs as well as free standing ones. Wife grabs a pack, holds them up saying, “how about these” just as those two younger ladies walked by. They took a sideways look at me and honestly, they smiled as it was obvious I was more than embarrassed. It was now clear to them (and probably the whole bloody shop) what it was that were falling down.
Enough serious stuff now the fun part.
This morning I awake to complete the usual Tuesday routine. Teeth out, glasses off, glass eye in water, ring on shelf a quick exercise of the noisy area and a drain down of the water tank then on the scales. Can’t see the numbers so call the wife (you know the one with the big gob) who yells back for me to put my F$*&% glasses on……. WOMEN !!!!!
(it may have been something to do with me wearing my birthday suit)!!!
Why can’t she understand glasses are just extra weight !!!!!!!!
Anyway, the end result my weight is down this week by 0.9 kg. or 1.9 lbs in Mrs Maths money.
From the 3rd January:- My man boobs are smaller by 11 cm (4.33 inches)
(wife can have her bra back now)
Since 3rd January my belly is down by 5 cm (1.9 inches)
Since 3rd January my butt is down my 6 cm (2.3 inches)
All in all I am happy with my results.
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229.5 lb
Lost so far: 30.4 lb.
Still to go: 17.9 lb.
Diet followed N/A.
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losing 1.8 lb a week
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