Mirej's Journal, 28 August 2009

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In order to achieve my goal-2 lbs to go. The scary thing is that the weekend is coming and I know I will not eat soups and I have a better access to food than at work, I really hope I will not let myself down.
So, basically I have 4 more days to get rid of 2 lbs... which is fine if I drop 0.5 lbs a day, which sounds reasonable... now the scary part is that the last few pounds are always hard to lose and I am somewhat not sure what to think, but I will stay on the positive side!

Well, at least it is Friday.. I managed to eat quite well this whole week I impressed myself. Lack of exercise is still an issue but man I am so tired this week that I can't help it... I did exercise 1/4 days this week, will see how it goes tonight! During the weekend I will also try to exercise and to consider that I have to lose quickly the last 2 lbs! That's it. Nothing too exciting or interesting is happening... it's Friday, this week flew by, I just love it!

Keep the smile on your faces, if you smile every day, nice people will smile back, bad people will wonder what makes you happy... spread the smile it is contagious. :D

A joke made me laugh so bad yesterday.. I need to share it... read only if you are 18+ :P
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..'
'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'......she consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?'
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.
'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can Give Life.'
'Is that true Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'

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Diet Calendar Entries for 28 August 2009:

1152 kcal

Fat: 46.45g | Prot: 35.57g | Carb: 147.96g. Breakfast: french vanilla coffee, neilson milk, chocolate milk, special k bar. Lunch: garden vegetable crackers, cream of broccoli. Dinner: Swedish style light rye bread, polish sausage. Snacks/Other: Vanilla Ice cream, curves, Apple Cobbler. more...