Hello, I'm Baron von Braschke.(Image the voice of Johny Cash.)

Here are some interesting facts about myself.


Once shot a man while snoring.(It was an accident Steve, get over it!)

Well, I tickled a man in Reno just to watch him cry.(Don't pass judgment on me!)

National President of the Anti-Social Icecream Social Club.(Stay away from my Rocky Road you Sons of Bitches!)

Professional Mumblety-peg player.