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hello friends and buddies,
Am i the only one having discussions with my scale? I sometimes stand there and actually trying to negotiate with it. "If i stand on you twice today, would you weigh me lighter the second time please. What if i put you here on the different spot in the sunlight, does that please you today?"
He doesn't talk much, but when he says stuff they really hit home. "Fatso, go to the gym if you want muscle% up, i'm not gonna help you!" Or "He Fatty, get off me, i'm having a bad day, and i'm not in the mood to give you a right BF%."
Sometimes i am standing in front of the damned thing, waiting, and really trying to asses the right time to step on it. He's all like, "wait... maud? yeah i got you here somewhere, eh let me look up my data, maud you said? Is that with au or ou?" i'm all like, i'm getting cold, give me a weight. Then i step up at the wrong time the scale tells me: "ok, i don't know who you are, but i'm guessing you must be about 92 kilo.."
92 kilo? WTF? So i get off, tell the scale my name, again, he searches again, and finally tells me to climb aboard. He's saying: "Oh its you, maud, i thought it was a burglar, thought i would scare him out of the house by telling him the wrong weight. No, you? You are 88 kilo!"
"What, not good? its a hell of a lot lower then 92! you are never satisfied! whatever i do, i feel sooooo underappreciated."
"There, i shut down, before you could read the BF%, you got only yourself to blame for that, you fat overweight bullie!"
Diet Calendar Entries for 06 April 2014:
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1659 kcal
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Fat: 64.12g | Prot: 117.94g | Carb: 162.78g.
Breakfast: Snack A Jacks Rijstewafel, Coffee. Lunch: Now Foods Dextrose Powder, Bananas, Master Choice Garlic Croutons, Cauliflower, Leeks, Cooked Lentils, Sweet or Dark Chocolate, Princes Makreelfilets in Water, Whole Wheat Bread, Tomatoes, Lettuce, Pickles. Dinner: Buffalo Wild Wings Chicken Wings, Optimel Magere Kwark-Yoghurt Appel/Kaneel, Olde Cape Cod Balsamic Vinegar and Olive Oil Lite Dressing, Chicken Breast, Dried Pine Nuts, Mixed Salad Greens, Cucumber (with Peel), Boiled Egg, Maggi Kippenbouillon. Snacks/Other: Molensteen Kwaliteit Haver Zemelen, Natura Potassium Calcium Supplement, Glaceau Smartwater - Electrolyte Enhanced Water (33.8 oz), Nature Made Calcium. more...
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3368 kcal
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Activities & Exercise:
Boxing - 45 minutes, Dance (fast step, aerobic) - 1 hour, Sleeping - 8 hours, Resting - 14 hours and 15 minutes. more...
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