Dear Fat Secret Journal,
My girlfriend has just finished telling me, she is a little girl compared to me. "I should be eating... for extreme weight loss... about 1550... baba.... *whispers* baba...." I sit in silence, waiting for the next step in this turgid moment of silence. Like a deafening turd left on the brink of a long fall... she says to me... "You're writing a journal entry... Oh my god..."
This will most definitely be a task in upon itself... I will need help and support.
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