The ugly truth:
I wanted to walk around Target on my lunch and I got there and I’m not kidding there were NO parking spaces. That place was nuts. I freaked out and left. Here’s where it gets good. Since I freaked out I decided I was going to go to Taco John’s and get a meat & potato burrito (you know, since I’ve been doing SO good) and I waited in line close to 15 minutes. The whole time I’m saying to myself “This is a sign that I don’t need this.” So I continue to wait in line and it’s my turn to order. “One meat & potato burrito please, meat, cheese, and potatoes only.” Your total is blah, blah, blah please pull around. Another 6-8 minutes roll by and I’m sitting there cussing myself. You dummy you don’t need this! Drive away… and quick! So I get to the window and I give the gal my money, make some small talk so she doesn’t think I’m some big blob bouncing from drive thru to drive thru. She hands me my sack and off I drive. All the meanwhile, still angry w/ myself. I get back to work and I’m sitting in the parking lot. “Well now I HAVE to eat it, it’s paid for.” So I open up the sack, almost a little too excitedly and there it was… THE WRONG FREAKING BURRITO WITH ONIONS AND PEPPERS AND ALL THAT CRAP I HATE. How's that for fate/karma??? Tasha is now enjoying my lunch.
The end.
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