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Yesterday went well.. at least where eating was concerned. I did 3 sets of squats, a minute plank that kicked my butt, and even 5 pushups before dropping to the ground wondering where my body has gone. I've got a body snatcher theory I'm working on. I tried passing it by the husband guy but he all he did was shake his head and walk to the barn. So much for my kim Kardashian aliens sucked my muscle out and replaced it with alien fat!! Oh well. I also walked the mall with an overly excited preteen for 3.5 hours so I felt I did pretty good.
It helped that I sliced half my thumb off on the way home. Really after seeing that much blood and realizing you need stitches but you have no insurance until the first kinda puts birthday cake and ice cream on the back burner. The preteen agreed. Poor girl. She was having an epic birthday and then her mom does this trying to get a couple ratchet straps from their package with a pen knife. Good news.. the bunk beds for the boys made it home with 1 ratchet strap because well.. that was as far as I got. Also good news. I now have an extensive bandaide on my thumb because well.. no stitches and something has to hold the darn thing together and it can make me seem extra pitiful when I whine things like.. Hooooooneyyyyy hook my bra.. I can't do it!! Plus the kids are taking pity on me. So.. injury = reward?? And I'm pretty sure a pretty nasty scar for war stories. You see this scare?? This one right there?? A man tried to kill me with a knife and I turned him into a filet o fish.. don't mess with me man. At least there is still feeling to it so no nerve damage.
Bad side is no more planks for a while, pushups are out.. but I can squat to my little hearts desire. Today was cake and pizza for the delayed birthday. I need to get my butt on the elliptical now. :) Still good though!!
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