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Went to see my health professional today and Yes it is a woman so that must make her a “professional Lady”, hmmm
The appointment went well at first talking about my weight loss and a few medical things. She asked me what sort of food I am eating so I showed her my spreadsheet records then it hit the fan.
She said I should be more careful about how many calories I am eating. I put her straight right away saying I am not eating bloody calories. I have never purchased calories fresh or frozen. I do not even know what a bloody calorie looks like let alone eat one.
Raising her eyebrows she then tackled me about “fibre” asking how much did I eat. I have never in my life eaten bloody fibre, I don’t like fibre, I have never seen it in a supermarket and there is no mention of it in my food history so where the hell did that question come from, stupid woman !
After a few shakes of a head and even more raised eyebrows she went on to question me about fat. Now fat is something I know about because I hate fat. I will not eat fat in any shape or form. I cut it off my bacon. I cut it off my meat I refuse to eat fat and I bloomin well told he so in no uncertain terms.
If she raises those bloody eyebrows again I am going to hit her I thought.
Next came the question of “Protein”. Now I know a little about this subject but had no intention of talking to a woman about it so changed the subject very quickly.
Something called “Carbohydrates” huh, as I looked at her as if she was a green man from Mars.
I don’t eat those bloody things they sound awful. Again I have never seen one never bought one and don’t even want to I can’t even spell the bloomin word and asked why she is asking me if I eat all this crap.
I told her dead straight, I eat good wholesome food I said, I eat things like fish and chips, steak and chips, pork sausages and chips, Hamburgers and chips, big Mac and French fry’s all with bread because I love a “chip butty” .
Hmmm, says this “professional Lady” Hmmmm…. How is your cholesterol ?
How is my what, say me. Cholesterol she says have you had it checked lately.
I ask you, how the f&^$”*^ hell would I know what a freeking cholesterol is. Never seen one never tasted one and it sounds revolting as well.
Looking at me over her glasses (hate that I do) she says to me “you really should know and understand what you are eating you know”. That did it, !! I freekin know what I am eating I aint bloody stupid. I know what a sausage looks like, I know what a King Mac with fry’s looks like, I know what a Mars Bar looks like. I ask you, what a stupid thing to say to an intelligent man like me !!!!!!!!!
Well after an hour or so of arguments I decided that if I am supposed to eat this crap she is on about then forget it I will stay fat !!!!!!!
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