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Weigh in day today so I head for the bathroom, more slowly than normal as I know those dammed scales are waiting for me. (and I didn’t need a pee)
I hate the bloody things because they talk the weight and last week when I stepped on them they said……”ONE AT A TIME PLEASE” not nice at all.
Anyhoo, I am told that I am fat, the cheek of them makes me wish there were more people around who told lies that would help me feel better.
OK says me, so I am fat what do you think I should do about it huh ?
Go on a diet was the reply, yer, a bloody diet, good idea I will try that.
I then had a visit to see my doctor who asked how I was doing with the diet.
Brilliant says me in fact I decided that if a diet was that good for me I would go on three of them. Am I good or what. ?
I was told that “sensible eating” is better than a diet and this really confused me.
On returning home my wife asked me what had been said. I told her that the doc said I had to eat sensibly and that I did not understand what he meant as far as I know there is only one way to eat and that is…. Stick it in your face and chew it. Once chewed swallow it keep doing that until the plate is empty and you have to loosen your trouser belt. Then keep an eye on the wife’s plate, watch out for anything she don’t eat and grab it quick. Makes sense huh. Sensible eating I like this idea.
I always take the wrapper off my Mars Bar or chocolate bar and I always make sure my potato chips and mushy peas are never too hot, I like sensible eating I do. !
It was suggested that I should stay off the cheddar cheese which I did so made up for the deficit with chocolate biscuits but still put weight on so that idea didn’t work did it, back to good old cheddar.
Well I must be doing something right because those stupid talking scales this morning said nice things to me and I did hear them say “you lost weight” when I checked it turns out I lost 1.5 kg this week.
Do you think it was because I took my wallet out of my pocket ??
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246.3 lb
Lost so far: 13.7 lb.
Still to go: 34.6 lb.
Diet followed N/A.
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losing 3.3 lb a week
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"To Pee or not to Pee, that is the Question?"
Eating sensibly... I get that too Will. I always eat sensibly, cos I use a POSH knife and fork and not my fingers. I will sit at the table and not talk when I am eating, I've tried doing that, and I start to choke and this is a gruesome sight to be sure.
Well Will Iv'e been to see a lead specialist recently and she said losing a bit of tummy fat would help. Bloody hell, that's what I'm trying to do right now. So I replied in my very innocent fashion.. " Me and you the same then Dr!" WILL, you should have seen the look on her face.... priceless. So it's OK for a Pro { thought I could fit that word in somewhere today] to tell me about my weight, but when its reciprocated it's a different ball game. She then said it was about me and my consultation. I hit the ball right back and said " Lead by example Dr". She don't like me anymore. I wonder why???
Great journal, and so funny. This really cheers me up as we face the day with a smile.
17 Jan 17 by member: Mrs Maths
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Posh Knife Huh ??? Is that one with a handle that has not been melted by the gas stove then ??
I had a “Pro” complain about my weight once !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always face the day with a smile dear Buddy, no matter what , SMILE it puts people off you know they tend to think you are a penny short of a shilling and feel sorry for you so treat you better lol
Glad my journal makes you smile and even happier you don’t take me seriously.
17 Jan 17 by member: I will win
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Brilliant read, post and comments alike. Thanks!
17 Jan 17 by member: Snoop Puss
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So right. People might think I'm a sandwich short of a picnic... but WILL. I'm not eating bread at the moment .
Keep rocking on . You are winning .. so am I
😁😜
17 Jan 17 by member: Mrs Maths
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Wow well done you ! You do make me smile , lov your sense of humour !
25 Jan 17 by member: Susan Mary Holland
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