Instantcrazy's Journal, 16 January 2015

Sugar...duh duh duh duh duh...honey, honey you are my candy, girl and you've got me wanting you 

Depends wich Lama you'd prefer to cuddle :) 

That's it, Rocker. We'll smuggle in and sell the goodies. We make money, IC gets repeat customers... it's win win. 

Robert, that's some perfect psycho-terror 

How about a llama bean?  

I don't want to be an investor, but I wouldn't mind being a client. Sugar is perhaps my greatest vice.  

ROFLOL 

Robert. I haven't thought about that song in a long long time. So many of them slip through the cracks. John. Why are you laughing? :) 

Sugar through the ventilation system may cause cotton candy. 

I'm laughing at the elapse clients like me. I guess baby formula is the gateway to cereal and the rest is history...  

Now this is funny! I think it's a great idea!  

Omg cotton candy ventilation. I could just act all innocent "I have no idea how you are getting access to all this sugar. You're just going to have to stay another month"  

I love Llama beans. Cuddling would have to be a Llama, but a clean one and no spitting.  

A llama to keep coyotes away?? Mmmmm  

IC! The spork! That reminded me of She's Come Undone. Have you read that? 

Sporks, etch a sketches, doughnuts, whales, and fish tanks make me think of that book. 

Thank you Robert! That will be the theme song in the opening credits of the reality show I'm determined to produce. Starring the fantastic and hilarious Instant Crazy. And it would follow her on her weekly route, and getting her new rehab business off the ground.  

Just this thread alone is comedy gold. People who are funny without trying are the funniest.  

NM could visit with his dog to provide pet therapy.  

LOL! Your are going to be a billion-trillion-gazillionaire! I tried to go from the Guinness Book of World Records in eating sugar to chomping on sugarcane. Too hard, not enough sugar. Well, it is probably too much sugar actually, I am just used to more. I tried Stevia...not nearly the same but I do notice that Japanese and Chinese sweets are sweet enough once you cut back on the sugars. Something like fresh strawberries and fat free whipped cream is crazy sweet. I am learning a lot about just how addicted I was to sugar. I am hoping I will be able to stay away from it but right now it is a little early. The man on the mountain told me: : "Never say never" and "if you remember the date you quit, you have not really quit at all."