I guess I've been watching too many cop shows, so this is the APB on me:

White female, 53 yo, 5'9", 303 lbs (as of 29 June 2016), brown hair with gray roots.

Occupation: former mechanical engineer now disabled due to CFS/Fibromyalgia.
Distinguishing Marks: mostly academic; scars: mostly emotional, & mostly healed.
Last Known Location: a pleasant little suburb of Seattle.

Priors: Been overweight since the age of seven. About 20 years ago, used Weight Watchers to diet down to 165, maintained for about two years. About 40 years ago (at age 12), used TOPS to diet down to then-goal of 135 lb, maintained about 6 months.

Known Associates: has been skipping around internet looking for suitable tracker site/app. Was with myfitnesspal, but didn't want to have to go premium to be able to track macros on phone. Most recently with SparkPeople, but frustrated by site technical problems and database inaccuracies. May be too picky for her own damned good.

Remarks: no longer interested in "diets" as such, but determined to build healthy eating and fitness habits that she will use for the rest of her life.