Cajun Queen of Snark's Journal

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14 April 2018

So today is a puzzle for you. Try to keep up.

I have a wedding to DJ today.

Amy is marrying Anthony.
Anthony is Curtis' brother.
Curtis is married to Crystal.
Crystal WAS married to Walker.
Walker is Amy's BROTHER.

Walker is also my EX-boyfriend.
Walker has an EX-girlfriend, Chrissy, who is Amy's MAID OF HONOR.

And I'm looking at the leftover macaroni and cheese casserole in the refrigerator right now and thinking:

I can finish that without even blinking....


But here I am, with my coffee and chicory, working on assignments before I do my nails, my hair, a little bit of a girl-face (makeup) and some girl clothes to go to work in a venue that will have the weirdest assembly of people there.

My first thought was that this is so screwed up, 23andme just square rooted itself.

You can chuckle.

I just did.

On with my day.

13 April 2018

I'm really disgusted with myself right now.

There, it's out in the open in the Journal land.

I cannot stand the sight of anything about me below my neckline. (My face is fabulous)

I need my treadmill, but I WANT one here.

I just got paid VERY well, but these bills have to be paid first.

I need more patience and the time to get to the gym so I can sweat this out.

Or

Get on the damn Wii Fit and do the walk for 40 minutes.

It's the depression. I feel it.

My stomach is so hungry but the water is keeping me from getting stupid. Thank God for the water.

I can beat this, but my depression doesn't want to see me succeed.

Does anyone else have the same thoughts as me on these kinds of days?

Back to work for me. Found a REAL GEM from Stevie Wonder (1962) - The Jazz Soul of Little Stevie - and that sucker is playing track by track on my Spotify playlist.

I just might make it through this day - and a dress rehearsal tonight for a bride who is the brother of my ex-boyfriend; she is marrying the brother of my ex-boyfriend's ex-wife, and that ex-wife is married to the brother of the prospective groom.

I swear, I had to go through parts of 23andMe to make sure that was possible.

I know, you laughed. I hope you did. I wanted you to laugh.

Meanwhile, back to work for me.

10 April 2018

Keep busy, they said; you won't be depressed, they said.

I am busy. I'm overwhelmed, overweight, overstimulated, over-the-sand in the hourglass equal to that of Daytona Beach.

I can't get to the gym on time; my body is not waking up at 4 even though I go to bed by 10 - and that troubles me. I'm paying for a gym membership that I can't even use and it's pissing me off a little more each day.

But on with it.

I forgot how smoothies are so good - so today I did a strawberry, protein granola, light vanilla yogurt, and 2% milk combo - the yums are everywhere right now, even with the carbs that the strawberries have. I need a gym OR I need my Wii Fit.

I REALLY WANT A TREADMILL in my house and I'm working on that.

Haven't done the Abs workout in several days but I can always start that over.

Here's to small steps - the crawling ones - because I want to run, but time and money are against me right now. I need to be cloned - so I can get one into shape while the other one makes the money to get me into shape.

Oh, the dichotomy....

I'm making jambalaya tonight and I get to have a spoonful of it in my salad tonight. I'll take it.

04 April 2018

Did Day 2 of the Abs Workout and OMG it's getting tough but it's feeling better. The right foot plantar is acting up and I'm convinced that it's a combination of low magnesium (upped it this morning), dehydration and the fact that I'm so obese, I'm experiencing the typical maladies that come with it. Yes, I had a Value Meal from McDonald's - I make no excuses. I took my cousin and her client's kids to the playground and gave in. I won't defend or rationalize it. I just did. That's why I think I pushed myself hard enough last night on the treadmill and really pushed it on the Abs Workout.

I'm writing this Wednesday morning - I've had insomnia throughout the night and, other than work, all I can look forward to is having my gas turned back on today, and going to the gym either later this morning or tonight.

I also can't wait for tonight's supper - brown rice, broccoli, mushroom, onion, and a little crab sauteed in garlic, lemon and olive oil.

Oh the desires of my life - how they have changed - it used to be having sex and a cigarette; now it's broccoli and brown rice.

I don't mind that you laughed just now.

Peace.

03 April 2018

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