Ballad of Happy's Holiday sing to the Gilligan's Island theme song
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale A tale of a fat-filled meal That started with the holidays A glutinous ordeal
The first was a national holiday Thanksgiving it was named Five dinners were consumed that day Good cooking was to blame, good cooking was to blame
My clothing started getting small My belly it went “flop” If not for the sofa and yoga pants A button would’ve popped, a button would’ve popped
The fun did start with weeks to go, a fattening time for sure With party snacks Some brandy, too The big éclairs and some wine The caaaaandy bars The cheese fondue and caramel, too Here at Christmas Time
So, this is the tale of hell to pay Way off my diet routine I’ll have to make the best of things My waistline is obscene
The first thing that I’ll have to do Is to buy a bigger belt To make myself a bit comfortable I’m not very svelte
No sweets, no snacks, no Hershey Bars Not any gluttony Like only eating good things As pure as it can be
So, watch my journal through the year As I try to get less fat From eating better and exercising more Here on Happy’s Fat Secret
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