Instantcrazy's Journal, 12 November 2014

WARNING! STRESSED OUT RANT!

Today I wish I were a dog. There are so many little things going wrong I just want to stick my head out of the van window and bark angrily at people walking past. Our furnace hasn't been working great so the girlfriend has been trying to fix it. Nothing she tried worked (she has some hvac experience) I kept telling her this is why we pay rent call the landlords. Oh no... So finally she talked to a repair man about coming out tomorrow, which... IS NOT CALLING THE LANDLORDS! So I asked if she wanted me to call (I'm at work, she's not, whatever) I call. They use the company she called so that will be tomorrow. Then whilst I'm trying to cuss in my text my phone auto corrected me 3 times to Duckett! WHAT THE FISH IS DUCKETT PHONE? THEN GPS lady who is my sworn enemy takes me to my destination which just happens to be on the OTHER SIDE OF A CEMENT HIGHWAY WALL! Tuesday she told me to turn right onto a corn field because she's got jokes. Then I went to the wrong stop for this day and a creepy salvation army bell ringer just stood there watching me through the glass from 2" away. If I'd have had a sharpie I'd have outlined his face on the glass. My lunch break was sitting at A RR crossing watching the graffiti art show. I give this one half a star. The most interesting things were a hand holding itself. Still not sure how that worked, and the signs on the cars that read "do not hammer, use vibrator". Amen sister, Amen.