BadAndee's Journal, 28 August 2008

Put your journals under your arms for protection today!! Bad Andee is on the loose! (AGAIN!!) lol

Welp! I’m feeling surprisingly lively and energetic today! In spite of a lil’ jaunt to IRELAND early this morning!! LOL (thanks Dave for being such a good sport!)

THAT just might explain why I feel all “SHIN-SPLINTY today, huh?!
Unless it has something to do with running 10 ½ miles (so far) on that treadmill these past couple days! I’ll have you to know that I quickly avert my eyes (so as not to make DIRECT eye-contact with the dreaded piece of machinery) every 5 minutes on the way to the bathroom (I’m drinking COFFEE! Hee hehe!) I Quiver with fear when I think of fulfilling that 15 mile-challenge I entered! Great news is that I ONLY HAVE 4 ½ MORE MILES TO GO for the week to meet my quota!

I hear all of you laughing at me! That’s what you get for standing there agape at my stunning accomplishments earlier this week! That’ll teach ya to pin your hopes on a lil’ ol’ 5 foot nothing, country girl!! Hee heeeee!!

My wobbly legs remind me of a dilapidated structure, built on a weak foundation!
Ohhhh but the cost is inconsequential compared to immeasurable muscle gain, right? RIGHT?!
Damned!! My muscles lay ruptured and torn! Fringed and frayed in shreds, bathing in lactic acid! Hey, good news, though!! If you look at all that muscle under a microscope, it looks like sexy, fringed and frayed, lacy undergarments! LOL But Hey! As soon as that sports trainer dude gets here with his roll of bubble-wrap and sports tape, I should be fine!!

But don’t you worry! Bad Andee will prevail!! AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTS, IS remarquable—yesh! I spelled that correctly!! BARE WITH ME…I’m learning to write in French! I figured since I can’t speak it, I’d have better luck WRITING IT!


You know, with my DO-OR-DIE character trait, I would have made a great Medieval Gladiator!! Let me draw my sword!! On guard, my CrackSecret buddies!!
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if your legs are that messed up...your husband might have issues...maybe you should back down adn let someone else win...lol 
28 Aug 08 by member: veggies yuk
We need a pic of you now in a gladiator get-up! That would be sweet! You are just a working out machine! Dang! You have a fantastic day. 
28 Aug 08 by member: ImLuuvd
What veggies?? my hubby?? he says it's ALL HE CAN DO to raise his beer in a salute when I run by!! LOL THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT PIC, HUH IMLUUVD?? Have a fantastic day too!! is it as hot there as it is here?!! what's worse, Arizona or California?!!! Yikes!! dripping in sweat here.... 
28 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
you are a nut girl, even torn muscles don't get you down!!! you watch them journals 
28 Aug 08 by member: cindyshine
NOooooo Cindy!! you watch YOUR JOURNAL, girl!!  
28 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
HOLY MOLY! Me thinks she's a bit high on cracksecret today! And what's THIS about a sports trainer dude coming to your house???? I sure hope he's HAWT : )  
28 Aug 08 by member: evelyn64
WEll...actually Ev...truth be told...he's just a figment of my imagination!! It's my way of patting myself on the head with comfort every time of think of the remaining 4 1/2 miles!!  
28 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
Have ya tried running outside? It's so much better than running like a mouse on a wheel! And you can use Gmaps Pedometer or some other GPS type program on the net to map out your route and figure out your distances. I couldn't stand it if I had to run on a treadmill all the time! 
28 Aug 08 by member: evelyn64
Dude...EV!!! haven't ya heard?? I don't want to wind up like Mary Beth, all chewed up by the dogs that roam free out here in the country! Last year, Hubby bought me a serious mountain bike, and luckily I still had one whole wheel left by the time I got home! I'm terrified of dogs!! ever since that feckin' dog got ahold of me when I was 5 years old! she shook me like a rag-doll!! Believe me, my fragile state of mind opted for that MOUSE WHEEL treadmill!!  
28 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
Well, why didn't you say so? Oh... I guess you just did... LOL. Somehow a refrain from a Beatles' song just popped in my head that might help you out.... "Happiness... is a warm gun..." Just kidding, of course! 
28 Aug 08 by member: evelyn64
I was thinkin you were going to sing: "It's been a hardddddddd dayss night...."! LOL =D 
28 Aug 08 by member: bullytrouble
Or how about "Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer went down on his head"..... hehehe. 
28 Aug 08 by member: evelyn64
LOL!! believe me, it sounds drastic but I wouldn't hesitate to beat the crap outta some dog that wants to mess with me! I have alot of venting to do against them!! I finally reached my breaking point! No longer will I cower and fear them! Better get BACK Jackson!! and some OLD scars need lots of salve!! LOL  
28 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
Someone tell BA to put down the CrackSecret! She's hoggin' the pipe, and quite frankly I can't keep up! 4 1/2 miles left--if you need motivation, just think of running away from my bitter, jealous flabby hands as they move closer to strangle you! 
28 Aug 08 by member: Simille
LOL!!! your hands are bitter?? better wash em' sweety!! AND WHO SAYS I WON'T SHARE THE CrackSecret?? you lie so much! (and I'll bet you're pregnant!) LOL  
28 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
i write a journal for you and you STILL DON'T TALK TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!?! COME ON PUNKIE! 
28 Aug 08 by member: cindyshine
CINDY...read your journal again...dork! Look for BadAndee...that's me!! i'm there I'm there!!! LOL  
28 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
You are so mean! And I have been lumped in with your meanness.... and I love it! Although I just pseudo-apologized on my journal. I can't help the bitterness...you keep RUNNING on that damn treadmill! 
28 Aug 08 by member: Simille
OH SIMSSSS!!!! PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU DID NOT PSEUDO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A HORSES' REAR!! WHOEVER WILL RUN THE MOUNTAINSIDE WITH ME IF YOU GO AND CAVE IN NOW!!!???? SAY IT ISN'T SOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm plugging my ears and refusing to allow you to return to the land of the sane!!  
28 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
Perhaps this is part of my plan...lull people into a false sense of security, then, bam!, hit 'em right between the eyes! 
28 Aug 08 by member: Simille

     
 

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