Would have liked to have seen this one play out! Well, at least a shoulder is very easy to elevate above heart level 😀, and perfectly level for slapping on a bag of frozen peas (my go-to). As a side comment, that nasty comment regarding my birthday that you wondered about was not a hack -- it's her norm. I've copied a few of those comments and sent them to "Report Abuse" with notes of the direct harassment, homophobic bigotry, and stalking.