northernmusician's Journal, 15 October 2014

Tika: I'm such a good puppy!

NM: You peed on the floor.

Tika: You still love me.

NM: I know, but you sleep all day and cry all night.

Tika: I'm a puppy. Let me sleep with you.

NM: No. You also need to learn to walk when we're outside. I'm not

your wheels... and you peed on the floor.

Tika: Why walk when I can ride, and you didn't take me out when you

knew it was time. The alarm went off and everything.

NM: My fault?

Tika: Your fault.

NM: I'm not happy.

Tika: Maybe I should kill myself.



NM: That's not suicide. That's torture. You whined and cried the

whole time I was teaching yesterday.

Tika: I adore you. You should let me help you teach.

NM: Played a lot of guitar have you?

Tika: No, but it fascinates me.

NM: You were pretty focused when I played for you.

Tika: Uh huh.

NM: Did I tell you one of my students asked what you were doing to
that toy upstairs while I was teaching?

Tika: What toy?

NM: Exactly, you squeeky, whiny little furball. (Then he scratched me.)

Diet Calendar Entry for 15 October 2014:
2004 kcal Fat: 84.42g | Prot: 160.67g | Carb: 154.11g.   Lunch: Raspberries, MuscleTech Whey Protein Elite Series, LeanFit Whey Protein Shake - Vanilla, Bananas, 1% Fat Milk, Nature concord grapes (raw), Pork Chops (Top Loin, Boneless), Ham (Whole, Cured, Roasted), Macaroni. Dinner: Carrots, Butter, Multigrain Bread, Egg, Bacon (Cured, Pan-Fried, Cooked), Ham (Whole, Cured, Roasted). Snacks/Other: Pork Loin (Tenderloin), British Columbia spartan apple. more...

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Thank you for the giggles.  
16 Oct 14 by member: ForJandM
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