A friend put this up on FB this morning— so funny, but true
Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the chocolate I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber), I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared; The gravies and sauces and beef nicely reared, The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please." As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt And prepared once again to do battle with dirt... I said to myself, as I only can, "You can't spend a winter, disguised as a man!" So, away with the last of the sour cream dip. Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip. Every last bit of food that I like must be banished Till all the additional ounces have vanished. I won't have a cookie, not even a lick. I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie. I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore... But isn't that what January is for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet.!
Diet Calendar Entries for 15 January 2022:
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492 kcal
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Fat: 17.19g | Prot: 19.39g | Carb: 65.26g.
Breakfast: Heritage beans, Trader Joe's Pumpkin Butter, Bacon, Unsalted Butter Stick, Dave's Killer Bread Thin-Sliced Good Seed Organic Bread, Egg, Morning coffee, Florida's Natural 100% Pure Florida Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice. more...
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1459 kcal
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Activities & Exercise:
Walk 3 mph - 30 minutes, Resting - 15 hours and 30 minutes, Sleeping - 8 hours. more...
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