Hey ya'll....

<she stands nervously. straightening out her skirt which is to short and wrinkled. Looking at the floor she fidgets and clears her throat and....>

I am a carb addict, I don't want to be... it is my mother's fault... "here, sugar... this 6th heaping of mashed potatoes and gravy will not hurt ya!!!" and i learned early on... you don't say NO to your mother... she is bigger and swings a mean right hook. I came from GOOD german/irish/native american/hieght challenged/wide as we are tall stock. If you were thin in my house you went to the Doctor cause you was sick.

I grew up and went to college... Yep, I are a college educated woman...with a Master's degree. While working on my degree, I learned very valuable lessons....
1. Ice cream will not reject you when you say..."i like you to but....."
2. Chocolate may be an aphrodisiac but it is alot tastier than some men...
3. I can not only bring the bacon home, it don't make demands on my time or money!!!

Now all that sounds very anti-Male.. which I am really not. I mean I have been married 4 times. But...food has always been my best friend. And at 54 I am learning how to have a healthy relationship with my best friend. I may never learn that with men!!! It is just so much fun trying