aaronpark
Joined December 2017
Posts
167
Following
20
Followers
69
Weight History

Start Weight
215.0 lb
Lost so far: 1.0 lb

Current Weight
214.0 lb
Performance: losing 0.4 lb a week

Goal Weight
190.0 lb
Still to go: 24.0 lb
I’m the simple son of a racing stallion and a Catalan heiress, abandoned in the wild due to my hideous appearance (which I outgrew in puberty) and raised on the dew dappled shores of the brave new continent of America, land of opportunity and home to things like “Wal Mart” and “stuffed crust pizza.” I’m just like you. I like the NHL, stuffed animals and cocaine mixed with Splenda. I have six fingers on each hand and I suffer from light heterochromia. I overextend vowels when saying words like “couch” or “fire.” We’re basically twins.

What are some of my favorite things? Well ask anyone.

“Hey, anyone, what are some of Aaron's favorite things?”

“Hmmm. David Foster Wallace novels, the movie Repo Man starring Emilio Estevez, b-cup breasts, proper grammar, sweaters. That’s it, I think. Oh! Wait! SciFi. The guy loves SciFi too.”

“Thanks, anyone.”

Do you know what I like more than SciFi? Huh? Do you?

If you guessed “the smell of garlic in hot oil” you would be correct.

Good guess. That was a very specific guess. I’m impressed.

aaronpark's Weight History


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