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What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall? Dam.
How to enjoy a good bottle of wine: pop the cork to let it breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
Why was the broom late? Because it over swept!
Alright alright I'm done. :D
This am I found it really hard to get myself up at 5:30 when the clock was lying and telling me it was 6:30. Daylight saving my behind. Hope everyone has a good hump day!
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244.8 lb
Lost so far: 59.2 lb.
Still to go: 84.8 lb.
Diet followed reasonably well.
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Diet Calendar Entries for 14 March 2012:
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1756 kcal
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Fat: 135.99g | Prot: 95.38g | Carb: 51.06g.
Breakfast: avocado, boiled egg, coffee, heavy cream. Lunch: canned chicken, bacon bleu cheese, spinach, sunflower seeds. Dinner: canned green beans, Bacon (Cured, Pan-Fried, Cooked), mushrooms, fried pork chop. Snacks/Other: Dry Roasted Pistachio Nuts (with Salt Added), Whipped Heavy Cream, unsweetened cocoa, Whipped Heavy Cream, unsweetened cocoa. more...
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3311 kcal
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Activities & Exercise:
Sleeping - 8 hours, Desk Work - 8 hours, Resting - 6 hours, Driving - 2 hours. more...
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gaining 2.8 lb a week
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Oh Dani, you're KILLIN' me here! Love 'em all and will be passing them around, that's for sure! Thanks for the smiles!
14 Mar 12 by member: Sandy701
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Yeah, I got a good chuckle out of that. You have a great day too. :-)
15 Mar 12 by member: ShyGuy
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Gahhh why were you up so early?!?!
15 Mar 12 by member: flagchic
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