davidsprincess's Journal, 21 August 2019

Things that make you go hmmm. Took two expired maximum strength exlax before bed because I definitely am stopped up. Now I'm freaking out about my hour commute and having to teach CPR today. Surely they won't be too effective since having expired in October. πŸ˜¬πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ I'm scared. Not gonna lie. Should've waited for the weekend. Sorry for tmi. I'm an open book (with a closed poop shoot)
197.8 lb Lost so far: 51.2 lb.    Still to go: 32.8 lb.    Diet followed reasonably well.

Diet Calendar Entries for 21 August 2019:
1094 kcal Fat: 40.63g | Prot: 68.01g | Carb: 117.99g.   Breakfast: Lay's Oven Baked Original (Package), Subway Pepperjack Cheese, Subway 6" Black Forest Ham, Oreo Oreo Thins, Trader Joe's 4% Cottage Cheese, Subway Creamy Sriracha. Lunch: Cub Foods Ground Beef (93% Lean / 7% Fat), Lasagna with Meat, Garlic Bread. more...
2924 kcal Activities & Exercise: Standing - 59 minutes, Sitting - 4 hours, Driving - 2 hours and 30 minutes, Weight Training (moderate) - 45 minutes, Resting - 7 hours and 46 minutes, Sleeping - 8 hours. more...
on diet davidsprincess's own diet   gaining 5.6 lb a week

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Hahaha, gonna have to make a pitstop at the Casey general store. Maybe grab some breakfast pizza while you're at it. πŸ˜‚ 
21 Aug 19 by member: Diablo360x
Lmao. Will keep my fingers crossed for you! I don’t have any experience with those so can’t give any advice what so ever except maybe try to stop at every bathroom just in case. Now you have me worried that my β€˜muscle gain’ is really just needing to go. Hmmm... 
21 Aug 19 by member: peeperjj
πŸ’©πŸ’© oh no!! In addition to Peep's advice I'll add "don't trust a fart". Hope everything comes out okay for you. 
21 Aug 19 by member: FullaBella
No advice just laughs and sympathy! And luck - lots of luck!! Next time take a softener instead. 😁 
21 Aug 19 by member: mbd121
Just don't sneeze you will be fine.  
21 Aug 19 by member: rebeccaberg
lmao! Praying the poop chute stays closed while you are driving and teaching! 
21 Aug 19 by member: vcabral2
Oh boy ! πŸ€ͺ 
21 Aug 19 by member: Sarah1950
Now I'm irritated that I wrote shoot instead of chute. Ugh. Can't fix it now.  
21 Aug 19 by member: davidsprincess
Rebecca... Lmao. 🀣 thanks for the advice everyone. The kids were almost late for school. I dropped off the youngest and had to swing back by the house before taking the oldest one. No accidents thus far. Definitely not the best decision I've ever made. That's for sure! At least I've got gym clothes packed if I have an accident!😊 
21 Aug 19 by member: davidsprincess
Hopefully the "expired" part gives you some time! LOL. Positive thoughts your way.. :)  
21 Aug 19 by member: Karla Sunshine
Good luck! Seriously hope it kicks in at a convenient time. 
21 Aug 19 by member: LZenn
Okay, if this goes down the way I'm *cough* hoping, my cereal-to-milk ratio will never be an issue.......... c'mon - I need some ammo here! *crowd chants* "Poop! Poop! Poop!" 🀣 
21 Aug 19 by member: chrisw77
It's just so funny because you're always so dot-on-dot, so when you goof (which seems rare), it's 1000% more fun to see than me, the bumbling idiot that does it all the time!  
21 Aug 19 by member: chrisw77
Hopefully CPR training is at an elder care facility and you can just borrow a Depends from Judith or Margaret.  
21 Aug 19 by member: chrisw77
...ummm, not borrow... I don't think they'd want it back.  
21 Aug 19 by member: chrisw77
Anyhow, happy anniversary!  
21 Aug 19 by member: chrisw77
Good luck! 
21 Aug 19 by member: shirfleur 1
Let us know how everything comes out. 
21 Aug 19 by member: Red Stook
Oh shitπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ 
21 Aug 19 by member: jcmama777
OK- Phew... everything came out ok. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Hoping to weigh 190 tomorrow. JK. Yes- Chris- not exactly elder care but would have had my choice of sizes for adult diapers. I had it all planned out.  
21 Aug 19 by member: davidsprincess


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